Chinese vs. Jewish

kermalou

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A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish
captain. His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together
and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the
auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like Chinese."

"No rike Chinese?" asks the copilot, "why not?"

"You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!"

"No, no," the copilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Peahl
Hahbah! That
Japanese, not Chinese."

"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese......doesn't matter, you're all alike!"

There's a few minutes of silence.

"No rike Jews!" the copilot suddenly announces.

"Why not?" asks the captain.

"Jews sink Titanic."

"Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain, "it was an iceberg!"

"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no mattah......all same!"
 

bolsen

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Jul 31, 2002
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hahaha, I like the chineese guys talking ... or well how it's spelled out at least :)
 

Tsaico

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lol...not true though, we get along great.... Both wear funny hats, eat strange foods, cheaper then hell, and our parents think we are God's gift to mankind and love to gamble...