Chinese billionaire dies after eating pussy cat stew

[V00DOO]

Who would have thought eating bad pussy could kill you.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

when they told him that the pussy was old, smelly and slowly dying they were talking about the cat.

 

[SKORPI0]

Looks like the didn't live Long enough to enjoy the pussy. 🙁

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Looks like the didn't live Long enough to enjoy the pussy. 🙁

:'(

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Reminds me

From MSN UK

Police in Florida have revealed that a man who is accused of downloading child pornography has blamed his cat.
Keith Griffin is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer.
According to a sheriff's report, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music.

 

[JulesMaximus]

From MSN UK

Police in Florida have revealed that a man who is accused of downloading child pornography has blamed his cat.
Keith Griffin is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer.
According to a sheriff's report, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music.

Yeah, that'll happen...