Children Expelled After School Finds Out About Mom's OnlyFans Account (pic of MILF... nsfw!)

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Children Expelled After School Discovers Mom's OnlyFans Account (jezebel.com)

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she's 44 and makes $150k/month with just pin-up style photos to “sexy stories” Crystal writes for their subscribers. :eek:

her children are/were in Catholic school.

ironing: there's a pic of her in a plaid catholic schoolgirl outfit
 
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shortylickens

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one hundred and fifty thousand dollars a month is not outrageous. its deeply suspicious. Especially for a 44 year old mom.

Are we sure thats not just a money laundering front for meth or something?
 
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pcgeek11

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one hundred and fifty thousand dollars a month is not outrageous. its deeply suspicious. Especially for a 44 year old mom.

Are we sure thats not just a money laundering front for meth or something?


I thought it was an inflated price also.
There are a lot of desperate people on the internet I suppose.

Not my cup of tea.
 

sdifox

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$150k/mo for pin-up photos and sexy stories?

Come visit my newly-created onlyfans site @ "Jeeebus' Banana Hammock and Mango Stories"


What? No melons?

As to the story, the same people that protect child molesters penalise an innocent child, how Catholic of them.
 
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Exterous

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I think this making the news is going to be hard on the kids no matter what school they go to next.
 
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Yeah I have a hard time believing 150k a month
Any screenshots of her number of subscribers or anything?

That said if true I definetly can't knock her for using it.

As far as the school... It's shitty, bit it's a private school. It is pretty hilarious though to send your kids to a religious school that would definetly never be for selling sex.
 

ponyo

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She's pretty. I can see how she makes $150k a month if she has a following. I read similar stories on Reddit of girls making 7 figures a year on OnlyFans. If you're hot and have good business and social skills, you can make a killing if you have large group of followers. But it's lot of work from what I read. I would burn out so fast if I was doing it. Money might be great but these people work hard for their money. It's definitely not easy to do what they do.
 
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$150K a month? Goodness. Why even bother to go to college/learn a skill.

Yeah this though. I went to college specifically to get the type of $150k+ job that I have today.

I would think $150k could be more easily done for sex-work in the 18 - 35 range while young, but after that you have to go into the niche field of MILF where I would figure the audiences aren't as large...

But 40+ and still rolling in cash? Fuck school.
 

kage69

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She work hard for the money, so hard for the money?

I'm more incensed about parents in dire straights selling their blood to clinics so they can afford groceries and bills, also the republican corruption and inneptitude that got us to this point, with half a million Americans dead from a preventable disease.
 

Artorias

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Why was the child expelled?

She's working a legal job. I would sue the shit out of the school.

The virtue signalling is getting to be a bit much.
 
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Why was the child expelled?

She's working a legal job. I would sue the shit out of the school.

The virtue signalling is getting to be a bit much.
Private religious school. SCOTUS has ensured that they can discriminate for all sorts of reasons.
 

Captante

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Private religious school. SCOTUS has ensured that they can discriminate for all sorts of reasons.


Although it's also my opinion the school officials are being jerks the word I bolded above should allow for a lot of leeway in terms of what's legal.

Just like a lot of what I do in my private residence is protected, a private business should be allowed to run things the way they feel is right within reason.
 
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KB

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At 150K/month she can donate a million to the school and her kids can get back in. Or she can afford to hire 8 teachers to teach her kids at home.
 

MrSquished

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It's legal. But it's definitely cancel culture. They should start screening the fathers of the Catholic school children and start expelling their kids if they watch porn lol
 
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Torn Mind

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She talked to a Murdoch rag. The irony.

With her alleged income, she can just afford another. lol