Chicken Breasts are gross.

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9x9 glass pan. Put water in it maybe a half inch deep. Put chicken in water. Cover in tin foil. Put in oven at 300 degrees for 45-60 minutes till pink is cooked out of it. This plan basically steams and boils the chicken as it cooks.

For better taste, use a brine solution in the water.

Stays moist, salt improves flavor.

You can also experiment with adding Italian seasoning and/or pepper. Just put that stuff on top of the chicken without the water covering it.

For fun you can do this and top it with pealed tomatoes out of a can. It adds to the flavor and eating the chicken as a piece of chicken with piece of pealed tomatoe is pretty damned tasty.

Make two pounds and have left overs in a salad, burrito or whatever. A favorite of mine is to get spicy infused olive oil and put left overs cut up in a frying pan and go to town!

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Or do what I said above and make chicken stew. I like this:
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/25936/harvested-chicken-stew/

You can add other veggies to the mix as desired. Get salted chicken broth though. It tastes way better. Unsalted tastes like shit unless you add spices to your liking. Perhaps Italian seasoning. The best thing to do it is to make it as described in the recipe and let it sit overnight in the fridge (let it cool there). That way the flavors infuse into the chicken. Nuke it for dinner.

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The best thing about chicken is that you can make many pounds of it so long as you have a plan. Make some plain chicken and eat it for dinner with whatever. Add an extra 2 pounds to the plan and make the chicken stew. Make an extra pound for the idea of frying It in spicy olive oil. You can quickly make 4 pounds of chicken and use the extra stuff for food the rest of the week and get something different every night.

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Think about it. Turn oven on to 300. Get 9x9 glass pan, add brine. Put 4 pounds of chicken into brine. Cover with tinfoil. Toss it In the oven and set a timer for 45 minutes. While in oven, get the stew prepped. Start cutting all your onion, celery, pepper and whatever. Add it to the stock and put it on low. When chicken is done in the oven, pull it out. Set aside whatever you want for the night for dinner. Slice up 2 pounds of chicken and add it to the pot of stew and let it sit for an hour. Cut up the rest and zip lock it and toss it in the fridge. One nights prep might be an hour. But the left over stew which should last atleast 3 days takes about 2 minutes to nuke each night. Pan frying the chicken should take less than 10 minutes. It's already cooked so the time is only a matter of browning it to your desired level. So one day of work yields 4 additional days of easy eating.

Adjust amounts as you need for bulking. Remember, that chicken can be used in burritos, salads whatever. Just look up some recipes. The time is mostly in cooking the chicken initially.
 
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MrSquished

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You know what's awesome with chicken? Stubb's Chicken Marinade. I prefer it with boneless chicken thighs - the best cut of the chicken - but you can do it with breasts too. I marinade for 1 day then cook.I wouldn't use giant chicken breasts - either buy cutlet style or slice the full size breasts in at least half if not more. This stuff is delicious

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Zorba

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I didn't see any one suggest it. But I like to smoke a whole batch of chicken breast at once in my water smoker. Just takes about an hour or so, and then you can refrigerate/freeze the extra. The nice thing is you can smoke 20 breasts in the same effort as 1 breast. It adds a ton of flavor and no calories. The water smoker helps it from drying out, but you still have to pull it off when it is done.
 

z1ggy

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Go Vegan? :)
Never.
Stubbs citrus and onion specifically?
That sounds really good actually. Right now because I am dieting ( I start my fat cut in December, and end it around April to be in shape for summer) I don't have tons of extra sauces like that. I usually stick to marinara sauce or hot sauce. Every now and then I treat myself to one of those marinades, but they have tons of salt and sugar usually.
 

z1ggy

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z1ggy,

You ignoring my post brah?

Are you concerned with sodium? It's the only issue with my suggestion.

I ain't got no time to cook some shiz for 45-60 mins in the morning. I don't really like pre cooking food either, especially chicken. It loses a lot of flavor and texture IMO once it's been sitting around for 12+ hours.

I cook the chicken every A.M. at ~6am whilst getting ready for work, and consume at ~12pm for lunch. Dinner is made fresh on the spot. I used to dabble in the mass weekly meals crap, but I got tired of spending 2 hours a day cooking, even if it meant just sticking crap in the microwave or oven for a few mins later on. The taste was worse and it didn't really save me much time.
 

preslove

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Chicken breasts are the worst cut of the bird. Total garbage food.

I never buy them. I buy boneless, skinless chicken thighs and grill the shit out of them. Most of the fat content is cooked away, and "fatty food = unhealthy" has been thoroughly debunked by now. The stuff you marinate chicken breasts in to make them halfway palatable is worse for you than the fat in chicken thighs.

Also, lol at people adding olive oil (ie fat) on chicken breasts.
 
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Chicken breasts are the worst cut of the bird. Total garbage food.

I never buy them. I buy boneless, skinless chicken thighs and grill the shit out of them. Most of the fat content is cooked away, and "fatty food = unhealthy" has been thoroughly debunked by now. The stuff you marinate chicken breasts in to make them halfway palatable is worse for you than the fat in chicken thighs.

Also, lol at people adding olive oil (ie fat) on chicken breasts.
I wrap 'em in bacon.
 

MrSquished

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Chicken breasts are the worst cut of the bird. Total garbage food.

I never buy them. I buy boneless, skinless chicken thighs and grill the shit out of them. Most of the fat content is cooked away, and "fatty food = unhealthy" has been thoroughly debunked by now. The stuff you marinate chicken breasts in to make them halfway palatable is worse for you than the fat in chicken thighs.

Also, lol at people adding olive oil (ie fat) on chicken breasts.

chicken thighs have been my favorite cut for tens of years now. drumsticks when I was a kid.

I too generally get boneless skinless thighs - Costco has them I think both in organic and regular. For grilling outside sometimes I get thighs with the bone in though. But for indoor cooking always boneless.

Chicken breast is only good for making a Marsala or Piccata or Francese or those style dishes.
 

preslove

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chicken thighs have been my favorite cut for tens of years now. drumsticks when I was a kid.

I too generally get boneless skinless thighs - Costco has them I think both in organic and regular. For grilling outside sometimes I get thighs with the bone in though. But for indoor cooking always boneless.

Chicken breast is only good for making a Marsala or Piccata or Francese or those style dishes.

I mostly grill chicken for a chopped salad and chicken fajita tacos, so boneless is better :)
 

Ns1

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i'm convinced that chicken breast is pretty damn good when fresh, but is turned into absolute dry shit the second it is put into a microwave.
 

MrSquished

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I mostly grill chicken for a chopped salad and chicken fajita tacos, so boneless is better :)

I would use chopped up thinghs for a taco. But for chicken salad breast is better. Oh and chicken cutlet sandwiches. Those are good with breasts. Just had one today.
 

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Its the brand. Like 90% of chicken is Tyson chicken or something ridiculous. I buy these really flavorful chicken tenders in a green frozen bag from walmart because I specifically look for non-Tyson chicken and they have way more flavor. They taste great just poached and added to any recipe.

Just say $%&# it and buy the rotisserie chickens at stores. You're being too hard on yourself for fat content. Fat and protein is a great way to lose weight. Healthy fats matter more than percentage of calories from fat. Its just that most americans eat shitty fats like fries fried in trans fat oil, palm oil, margarine, etc. because they are cheap, taste good, and no one seems to care and thus fats get the reputation as unhealthy in epidemiological studies. Then you get the exact opposite result when you force them to consume XYZ healthy fats, like olive oil.

In reality healthy fats are what matter. Chicken thigh is great for you, as is the skin. Eggs are fine. Butter is great in moderation. Olive oil, just dump that $%^& on there. The only fats you need to avoid are palm, trans, and fried. It is purely a function of chemistry. Avoid fats heated to high temperature (oxidized) and avoid fats that are solid at body temperature. Most animals fats will be just about liquid at body temperature, as designed.
 
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Ns1

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if you want true flavor in chicken there is only one way: go to a live poultry specialist.
 

MrSquished

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if you want true flavor in chicken there is only one way: go to a live poultry specialist.

I agree. Here in North Jersey I discovered a small local poultry farm in the middle of suburbia. They raise some chickens and the rest are sourced live from local farms all within approx 200 miles of their headquarters. They slaughtered right there on site.

Man so glad to discover that place. My food truck used them for the 2 years we were in business and we credited them with such great moist chicken. Chicken breast is my least favorite cut of chicken but we needed it for chicken souvlaki. And that stuff was heads and tails above the super mass-produced crap we would be getting at Restaurant Depot.

If I can find a place like that in densely populated Northern NJ, I think 80% of Americans might be lucky enough to do the same.
 

z1ggy

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I do love the thighs, I think they taste awesome. It's just that being the... "amateur" lifter I am, I often have pretty high protein macro goals for the day. I get more protein per volume of chicken breast than I do per volume of thigh assuming I'm going to consume say, 600calories of chicken that meal.

More or less, if I opt for thighs, I have to eat more protein in another meal(s) and almost no fat anywhere else, which sucks.
 

GagHalfrunt

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Chicken breasts are the worst cut of the bird. Total garbage food.

I never buy them. I buy boneless, skinless chicken thighs and grill the shit out of them...

That last sentence proves you know fuck-all about food.


And upon further review, that first sentence proves you know fuck-all about food. Chicken breasts are fairly bland on their own, but they're a blank canvas. In the hands of an idiot they're not too good because they won't improve beyond the blank canvas stage. In the hands of somebody who knows what they're doing chicken breasts can be a lean, inexpensive foundation of a delicious meal. All it takes is a tiny degree of skill and a tiny understanding of spices. You clearly lack both. As has been shown with the OP, if someone thinks chicken breasts are gross or garbage it's because they don't know how to cook them well.
 
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