CHICK CRUSHES WATERMELON WITH THIGHS! LoL

[richardycc]

there was a watermelon?

 

[EvilYoda]

That's a strong woman, nice. The heels were a nice touch.

 

[BTRY B 529th FA BN]

there was a watermelon?

lol

 

[Newbian]

LOL! I pulled it up with my wife next to me. "What in the hell are you watching?" I said "this chick is crushing watermelons with her thighs"

wife - she's a whore
me - But what placed the idea in her head to try this, I mean who thinks maybe I should try crushing watermelons with my thighs?
wife - because she's a whore, that's why

A hearty LOL was shared.

Next time you go grocery shopping buy a watermelon and when your wife see's it wink at her. 😛

 

[BTRY B 529th FA BN]

^ LOL

 

[coreyb]

would tap

 

[arcenite]

nice

 

[adlep]

Nice!

 

[Ricochet]

would tap

You might not survive.

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

Meh call me when she crushes coconuts.

 

[Newbian]

You might not survive.

It's no fun if it's safe.

 

[Kaekae]

wow, would smash! and not talking about watermelon.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

that's like a hybrid of gallagher and a stripper. the high heels make it classy.

 

[Printer Bandit]

was she in goldeneye?

 

[SKORPI0]

was she in goldeneye?

This one, I would smash until my balls ache. :biggrin:

 

[abaez]

Isn't this from like 3 or 4 years ago?

 

[Jodell88]

Kortney Olsen. :wub:

 

[deanx0r]

Why would she waste perfectly fine watermelons like that?

 

[Pardus]

The watermelon needs a cigarette after exploding on her.

 

[Quakester]

All her exes are paraplegics.

 

[n7]

Oh my. :awe:

 

[evident]

lol

 

[Herr Kutz]

excellent

 

[Fayd]

Snoo snoo

 

[Atomic Playboy]

I don't know how I feel about this video, but my mouse (a Logitech G5) let loose it's ballast while the video played. No lie; I went to close the video and the weight cartridge had dropped out. So apparently, my mouse wants to get crushed like a watermelon.

BRB, grabbing a hammer from the basement...