- Jun 12, 2001
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I am very, very, VERY tired of all the male whiney bands out there today. Why can't you guys sing about the good stuff, the things I'm interested in like sex, rock 'n roll, and rampant alcohol abuse.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, let me present you with:
Exhibit A from The Donnas, "Too Bad About your Girl":
Waitin' all night not a call in sight
I got the bait but I got no bite
Wanna have some fun, wanna have someone
Who can make me feel alright
I'm lookin' at you, you're lookin' at me to
Yeah you know what I wanna do
But your girlfriend wants the night to end
Baby tell me somethin' new
It's too bad about your girl
She doesn't look like she's much fun
It's too bad you got a date tonight
Cause you're lookin' like you're the one
She left but now she's back
Stickin' out her rack
She got you runnin' down the wrong track
Can't wait to see her face when I'm in her place
And I'm tryin' to get you in the sack
It's too bad about your girl
She doesn't look like she's much fun
It's too bad you got a date tonight
Cause you're lookin' like you're the one
Tell her to leave soon it'll be too late
It's like New Year's Eve cause I just can't wait
Too bad, (you've got a date tonight) too bad about your girl
Yeah it's too bad, (you've got a date tonight) too bad about your girl
If you were smart you'd sent her home on B.A.R.T.
Before the real trouble starts
Cause who's she gonna slap when she sees me in your lap
And you say you had a change of heart
I gotta make you mine
But we're runnin' outta time
She's got you guarded like the Guggenheim
It's all that I can take
Let's make a jailbreak
Or we'll be doin' time in Anaheim
It's too bad about your girl
She doesn't look like she's much fun
It's too bad you got a date tonight
Cause you're lookin' like you're the one
It's too bad about your girl
She doesn't look like she's much fun
It's too bad you got a date tonight
Cause you're lookin' like you're the one
And now exhibit B, Le Tigre, who expresses their opionon about how lame you are in "Mediocraty Rules":
So you wanna hang out with me tonight?
Well
You're cool, but I'm right, so
I'll set the dial to "no fights."
And as we leave the club,
and the sun is coming up, you ask,
"Have I failed to entertain?"
I say no man, it's ok.
chorus:
Cuz I already knew
that when I'm with you
Mediocrity rules, man.
Mediocrity rules.
Life is but a compromise
and I can see it in yr eyes that
nothing scares you like a real idea.
But no man, it's ok,
you didn't waste my day
(chorus)
Yabba dabba dabba doo, man.
Yabba dabba dabba doo.
Yabba dabba dabba doo, man.
Yabba dabba dabba dude.
For all those YAGT song writers, a little advice - the more time you spend moping about inane things in a relationship instead of just hanging out and enjoying the company of your girlfriend, the more time she spends with guys like me who want to have fun and not be serious 100% of the time.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, let me present you with:
Exhibit A from The Donnas, "Too Bad About your Girl":
Waitin' all night not a call in sight
I got the bait but I got no bite
Wanna have some fun, wanna have someone
Who can make me feel alright
I'm lookin' at you, you're lookin' at me to
Yeah you know what I wanna do
But your girlfriend wants the night to end
Baby tell me somethin' new
It's too bad about your girl
She doesn't look like she's much fun
It's too bad you got a date tonight
Cause you're lookin' like you're the one
She left but now she's back
Stickin' out her rack
She got you runnin' down the wrong track
Can't wait to see her face when I'm in her place
And I'm tryin' to get you in the sack
It's too bad about your girl
She doesn't look like she's much fun
It's too bad you got a date tonight
Cause you're lookin' like you're the one
Tell her to leave soon it'll be too late
It's like New Year's Eve cause I just can't wait
Too bad, (you've got a date tonight) too bad about your girl
Yeah it's too bad, (you've got a date tonight) too bad about your girl
If you were smart you'd sent her home on B.A.R.T.
Before the real trouble starts
Cause who's she gonna slap when she sees me in your lap
And you say you had a change of heart
I gotta make you mine
But we're runnin' outta time
She's got you guarded like the Guggenheim
It's all that I can take
Let's make a jailbreak
Or we'll be doin' time in Anaheim
It's too bad about your girl
She doesn't look like she's much fun
It's too bad you got a date tonight
Cause you're lookin' like you're the one
It's too bad about your girl
She doesn't look like she's much fun
It's too bad you got a date tonight
Cause you're lookin' like you're the one
And now exhibit B, Le Tigre, who expresses their opionon about how lame you are in "Mediocraty Rules":
So you wanna hang out with me tonight?
Well
You're cool, but I'm right, so
I'll set the dial to "no fights."
And as we leave the club,
and the sun is coming up, you ask,
"Have I failed to entertain?"
I say no man, it's ok.
chorus:
Cuz I already knew
that when I'm with you
Mediocrity rules, man.
Mediocrity rules.
Life is but a compromise
and I can see it in yr eyes that
nothing scares you like a real idea.
But no man, it's ok,
you didn't waste my day
(chorus)
Yabba dabba dabba doo, man.
Yabba dabba dabba doo.
Yabba dabba dabba doo, man.
Yabba dabba dabba dude.
For all those YAGT song writers, a little advice - the more time you spend moping about inane things in a relationship instead of just hanging out and enjoying the company of your girlfriend, the more time she spends with guys like me who want to have fun and not be serious 100% of the time.
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