CHER: Does anybody detest her as much as I do?

StageLeft

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Everything from her God-awful hair do to her thouroughly foul music I can't stand her! Why is she ever on the radio?

"Do you believe in life after love?" <- Make it stop
 

khtm

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If you lit a lighter near her, she would undoubtedly melt.

-khtm-
 

MichaelD

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Cher = 100% Plastic, artificial fillers and preservatives. Yuck.:p Now granted, when she's all dolled-up, the booty is happenin', but heck, even my booty would look that good with $20K worth of work! Some people just don't want to age gracefully. They'd rather have the skin on their face pulled and pulled and pulled and eventually knotted in the back of the head...that's why she has the big hair! It hides the knot of skin in the back of her head. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
 

DerProfi

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Female celebrities I detest as much as Cher:

Bette Midler
Barbara Streisand

There is not enough room in this world for 3 singers-turned-actresses-but-still-singing. At least 2 of them must go.
 

Tripleshot

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>>>I bet the skin under her ears used to be part of her chin. <<<

Then I bet you would have a hey day evaluating Michael Jackson. Wooo boy. There some new skin there!:p


personally I like Cher tons,---her music, her movies, her heart, and her body. She looks damn good to me.


/wipes dust from bi-focles/


;)
 

GasX

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One more facelift, and Cher will have baggy eyes and a goatee... ;)
 

MomAndSkoorbaby

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Heh heh. I read the topic of this tread and laughed to myself thinking about how much I disliked Cher and then realized that it was my dear husband posting this! :D
 

illusion88

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i dislike her, mainly for the fact that she is old and still wears a thong and posts the pic on her CD....thats just wrong
 

DerProfi

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you guys didn't like Mask?

Jooksing,

Yeah I thought Mask was an OK movie. But I still have nightmares about the horrible, twisted face. That kid was pretty ugly, too. (ba dum dum)
 

TripleJ

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Who's Cher?

Sorry, I have developed a highly sophisticated filtering system that has made me unable to recognise sh!t when I hear it. Unfortunately, Britney Spears has breached this system but luckely I am still not able to recognise one of her noises(which have been mistaken for songs).
 

GmanBat

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It rained a great deal one day around my former home in Louisiana. The water came up to the top of my porch steps but fortunately stopped rising there. I noticed a red clump floating out in the water so I waded out to see what it was. It was a colony of nasty fire ants. The ones on the bottom had sacrificed their lives and created a raft for all the others and the eggs and the queen piled on top. They would float around until the water went down and then re-infest the ground and prepare to nail me again when I mowed the lawn.

My first thought was to get some gas and fire em up but I was so impressed with their will to survive that I let them live.

Kinda like Cher, gotta admire her tenacity. I think she is quite attractive, dang smart, too.

And behold the age bias in here, you guys is quite shallow ya know. Someday you will be there.
 

geekybear

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hey, i like cher! i enjoy her music and movies and think that she's a great entertainer. she's a true original
 

azdevil

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What about that Canadian chic Celine Dion.....horrible.
I think we should drop Celine Dion, Cher, and Streisand CD's off in Afganistan, with some Michael Bolton's for good measure!

EDIT:
I forgot that Afganastan is a backward a$$ country, they don't even have plumbing in most places.
Oh well, back to carpet bombs:)