Cheney Vows To Attack U.S. If Kerry Elected

[conjur]

Article

 

[Gravity]

Glad you're just a lifer now instead of "potentate poster".

Nice article. Your mouse getting lazy?

 

[conjur]

Your sense of humor MIA?

 

[b0mbrman]

Heh heh...loosely based on this Conan O'Brien quote?

"During a speech yesterday, Dick Cheney said if John Kerry is elected President, America will face another attack. Then Cheney said, 'But if Bush wins, I'll call it off.'"

 

[CanOWorms]

send him to gitmo

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: b0mbrman
Heh heh...loosely based on this Conan O'Brien quote?

"During a speech yesterday, Dick Cheney said if John Kerry is elected President, America will face another attack. Then Cheney said, 'But if Bush wins, I'll call it off.'"

Hehe, that was a good 1 by Conan.

This Onion article kinda missed teh funnay though. It should have used a more subtle approach to state the same thing.

 

[wirelessenabled]

:thumbsup:

 

[eigen]

ROFL.

 

[tallest1]

Originally posted by: b0mbrman
Heh heh...loosely based on this Conan O'Brien quote?

"During a speech yesterday, Dick Cheney said if John Kerry is elected President, America will face another attack. Then Cheney said, 'But if Bush wins, I'll call it off.'"

Only Conan can out-humor the Onion :thumbsup:

 

[Pliablemoose]

Thread bookmarked for argument when the next joke thread about Kerry gets locked.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Thread bookmarked for argument when the next joke thread about Kerry gets locked.

If the Onion makes a parody of Kerry, and it gets locked, you have an argument.