Checking out Hottie on the streets costs $90

CPA

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Noticed this was a result of the camera system they have installed. Oh Hal, seeking your comments...
 

sigurros81

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I call shennanigans and this guy can totally get out of this if he just get a lawyer. How the fuck do you get ticketed for 'taking his eyes off the road'. I look at a lot of random shit besides the road when I'm driving, IT'S A PART OF DRIVING. I would have taken the cop's gun and shot him right there on the spot for being a dick.
 

Childs

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Jul 9, 2000
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I call shennanigans and this guy can totally get out of this if he just get a lawyer. How the fuck do you get ticketed for 'taking his eyes off the road'. I look at a lot of random shit besides the road when I'm driving, IT'S A PART OF DRIVING. I would have taken the cop's gun and shot him right there on the spot for being a dick.

The guy must have been staring for a really, really long time.
 

Binarycow

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my younger brother one time his car got rammed from behind when stopping at a stop sign because the guy driving behind was checking out a scantily clad college co-ed. it also happened that there was a young cop driving behind both of them and when all parties involved got out of their cars to fill out the report they all, cop included, agreed that she was definitely a head-turner. Around here, OU campus, there are so many fine looking lasses walking around in the summer barely dressed it can overload one's visual vircuitry.
 

waggy

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my younger brother one time his car got rammed from behind when stopping at a stop sign because the guy driving behind was checking out a scantily clad college co-ed. it also happened that there was a young cop driving behind both of them and when all parties involved got out of their cars to fill out the report they all, cop included, agreed that she was definitely a head-turner. Around here, OU campus, there are so many fine looking lasses walking around in the summer barely dressed it can overload one's visual vircuitry.

I live near a college. during the spring/summer you need blinders on. driving around town can give you whiplash.

needless to say i find many excuses to drive around :D
 

Binarycow

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I live near a college. during the spring/summer you need blinders on. driving around town can give you whiplash.

needless to say i find many excuses to drive around :D

being married sucks sometimes :) it's like youre starving and someones dangling a piece of rare-cooked steak in front of you thats barely out of reach.
 

yllus

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Aug 20, 2000
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A fine for taking your eyes off the road? That's insane.
 

CPA

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Nov 19, 2001
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I call shennanigans and this guy can totally get out of this if he just get a lawyer. How the fuck do you get ticketed for 'taking his eyes off the road'. I look at a lot of random shit besides the road when I'm driving, IT'S A PART OF DRIVING. I would have taken the cop's gun and shot him right there on the spot for being a dick.

This is the UK we're talking about here.
 

disappoint

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Noticed this was a result of the camera system they have installed. Oh Hal, seeking your comments...

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Jeff7

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I like how the pic is zoomed right in on her ass.
Gotta have that descriptive photo.
Internet article? Stock photo of someone staring at a computer.
Murder article? Stock photo of a gun.
Obesity article? Stock photo of a fat person's abdomen.


"OOOOHHHH! Is that what they're talking about? I totally get it now!"