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Check your Yahoo personals within 50 miles (updated)

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I've come to the conclusion that a vast majority of people who use personals/dating services are crack smokers. Who fvcking wants someone with less than HS degree? Or want someone who is Ultra Liberal if they are Ultra Conservative? What non-drinker wants a damn drunk? Who wants someone who has kids and lies about it? That's absurd.
 
Originally posted by: Mill
I've come to the conclusion that a vast majority of people who use personals/dating services are crack smokers. Who fvcking wants someone with less than HS degree? Or want someone who is Ultra Liberal if they are Ultra Conservative? What non-drinker wants a damn drunk? Who wants someone who has kids and lies about it? That's absurd.

I'm not sure what you're getting at Mill. Wouldn't those search functions let you filter those individuals out...aside from the liars?
 
Originally posted by: PingSpike
Originally posted by: Mill
I've come to the conclusion that a vast majority of people who use personals/dating services are crack smokers. Who fvcking wants someone with less than HS degree? Or want someone who is Ultra Liberal if they are Ultra Conservative? What non-drinker wants a damn drunk? Who wants someone who has kids and lies about it? That's absurd.

I'm not sure what you're getting at Mill. Wouldn't those search functions let you filter those individuals out...aside from the liars?

They let you filter, but people lie about it. Regardless, who would want a drunk or a heavy smoker?
 
Originally posted by: Mill
Originally posted by: PingSpike
Originally posted by: Mill
I've come to the conclusion that a vast majority of people who use personals/dating services are crack smokers. Who fvcking wants someone with less than HS degree? Or want someone who is Ultra Liberal if they are Ultra Conservative? What non-drinker wants a damn drunk? Who wants someone who has kids and lies about it? That's absurd.

I'm not sure what you're getting at Mill. Wouldn't those search functions let you filter those individuals out...aside from the liars?

They let you filter, but people lie about it. Regardless, who would want a drunk or a heavy smoker?

Yeah people lie about it...but people lie about things when you meet them face to face as well. A fellow heavy smoker or fellow drunk would be interested in those people I think.
 
there are a lot of good looking girls on those sites...

but good luck getting a reply. If they're good looking

they're getting bombarded with e-mails.
 
Originally posted by: Mill
Originally posted by: PingSpike
Originally posted by: Mill
I've come to the conclusion that a vast majority of people who use personals/dating services are crack smokers. Who fvcking wants someone with less than HS degree? Or want someone who is Ultra Liberal if they are Ultra Conservative? What non-drinker wants a damn drunk? Who wants someone who has kids and lies about it? That's absurd.

I'm not sure what you're getting at Mill. Wouldn't those search functions let you filter those individuals out...aside from the liars?

They let you filter, but people lie about it. Regardless, who would want a drunk or a heavy smoker?

There is a girl that works with me who another coworker recently found to have a Yahoo ad. In it she states she's an "occassional smoker" when the reality is she smokes like a chimney during every break. Also states "light drinker" but from what I was told the picture is her in a bar!!
 
Originally posted by: ZeroEffect
there are a lot of good looking girls on those sites...

but good luck getting a reply. If they're good looking

they're getting bombarded with e-mails.

I just e-mail them a message with a picture of my massive wang attached. They always respond.
 
Originally posted by: Pepsei
Dutch girl? How about this one?

Hi guys,

I'm Chantal from Holland and I'm here to study American men! ;-) Just kiddin. I'm here to improve my English and follow some classes at VCU for my major American studies. It's great to be here, but I'm still looking for some nice, funny and cute guys to hang out with, go to dinner or/and movie or/and dancing and perhaps more. So if you're interested and don't mind an accent, mail me!!


Let's break this down to what it really means;

Hi freaks,
I'm a guy in LA writing this to get you to visit my porn site.

the end.
 
And at the top of the list is a cow I went to high school with.

Try it, I bet you'll find somebody from the old High School.
 
Originally posted by: halik
damn!

self employed 24 year old woman in the IT field... :shocked: :heart:

AHH!

One wonders how much money you could have made setting up dating services in Silicon Valley during the bubble...
 
heh.. that was interesting, I never looked at personals before.

I am a single financially secure man, 1965 model, low mileage, high performance. Bumped a few times, but never wrecked. Proven ability to hug the road and not wander off course. Exterior in mint condition, warm, affectionate, sensitive interior, never soiled. Factory equipped package includes stereo, humor, depth, imagination and intelligence. Radio picks up all kinds of rock and classical. Spacious seats with plenty of room for passenger...runs on high-octane fun and romance, lifetime supply included. Available for inspection by female drivers only, prefer an affectionate woman, eye-catching exterior, self-confident, intelligent, warm, sincere with sense of humor and full set of tools. I think you will find that I come equipped with a very nice endowment. Only driven once a week by little old lady to/from church. To arrange test drive, please write or send me a wink (anytime). HAPPY MOTORING!

that amused me.

anno
 
Originally posted by: sm8000
Originally posted by: DJFuji
holy christ. THIS is reason enough to sign up with yahoo....

Sorry to burst your bubble....Google for Teen Kelly

i couldn't tell if that was really her...but i find it amazing and somewhat suspicious that you knew that.....

hahaha
 
Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
Originally posted by: Pepsei
Dutch girl? How about this one?

Hi guys,

I'm Chantal from Holland and I'm here to study American men! ;-) Just kiddin. I'm here to improve my English and follow some classes at VCU for my major American studies. It's great to be here, but I'm still looking for some nice, funny and cute guys to hang out with, go to dinner or/and movie or/and dancing and perhaps more. So if you're interested and don't mind an accent, mail me!!


Let's break this down to what it really means;

Hi freaks,
I'm a guy in LA writing this to get you to visit my porn site.

the end.


Dude, these are actually local girls from my city. The girl in question, one of the picture's background is the actual university here.

Now, it is possible that her friends put her pictures up there.

So far, I have to say, Nik's keen eye for hot chicks is right on the money again.
 
Originally posted by: DJFuji
Originally posted by: sm8000
Originally posted by: DJFuji
holy christ. THIS is reason enough to sign up with yahoo....

Sorry to burst your bubble....Google for Teen Kelly

i couldn't tell if that was really her...but i find it amazing and somewhat suspicious that you knew that.....

hahaha

Let's just say I'm a fan 😀
 
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