OutHouse
Lifer
So on Tuesday i was walking through the living room and noticed our dumbass neighbor walking his husky by my house. my wife gets home 5 min after i see dumbass neighbor walks by and she comes in saying "wow it smells lilke dog shit outside" i told her i saw dumbass walk by like 5 min ago and i bet his dog took a shit in front of the driveway again.
she goes out and look sure enough nice big fresh steaming pile and her tire clipped it as she pulled in. she gets really pissed and gets our pooper scooper from the back yard and scoops up the shit and walks it back to dumbass neighbors house.
she knocks on the door and no answer so she starts to walk back home. Dumbass neighbor rounds the corner and sees her and ask what she whats. she said your dog shit in front of the house again and im bringing it back to you and dump it in his yard and walks off.
dumbass neighbor goes apeshit and says he is calling the cops. my wife says do what you want but pick up your dog shit when you walk your dog.
she gets home and tells me this and i said dont worry he is just a dumbass he wont call the cops for this....
well my wife leaves for school about 10 min after this incident and not even 5 min later there is a deputy sheriff knocking on my door. i mumble you have got to be kidding me as i answer the door.
So the sheriff deputy ask what happened and i told him. he agrees with and went back to dumbass neighbor and told him that the bottom line is he should pick up his dog shit. and we did nothing wrong. so his whole plan (what ever that was) backfired.
jesus what a wing nut. whats funny is before he got that damn dog he would go apeshit if a dog crapped in his yard and would call the town code enforcement and file a complaint for finding dog shit in his yard. then DEMAND they clean it up!! lol what a moron.
I really dont understand what the purpose was of calling out the cops on this. did he want my wife arrested for returning HIS shit? I really want to go over and find out but im pretty sure the cops would be called again so i think its best that i just keep my distance and not say a word to mr wingnut.
she goes out and look sure enough nice big fresh steaming pile and her tire clipped it as she pulled in. she gets really pissed and gets our pooper scooper from the back yard and scoops up the shit and walks it back to dumbass neighbors house.
she knocks on the door and no answer so she starts to walk back home. Dumbass neighbor rounds the corner and sees her and ask what she whats. she said your dog shit in front of the house again and im bringing it back to you and dump it in his yard and walks off.
dumbass neighbor goes apeshit and says he is calling the cops. my wife says do what you want but pick up your dog shit when you walk your dog.
she gets home and tells me this and i said dont worry he is just a dumbass he wont call the cops for this....
well my wife leaves for school about 10 min after this incident and not even 5 min later there is a deputy sheriff knocking on my door. i mumble you have got to be kidding me as i answer the door.
So the sheriff deputy ask what happened and i told him. he agrees with and went back to dumbass neighbor and told him that the bottom line is he should pick up his dog shit. and we did nothing wrong. so his whole plan (what ever that was) backfired.
jesus what a wing nut. whats funny is before he got that damn dog he would go apeshit if a dog crapped in his yard and would call the town code enforcement and file a complaint for finding dog shit in his yard. then DEMAND they clean it up!! lol what a moron.
I really dont understand what the purpose was of calling out the cops on this. did he want my wife arrested for returning HIS shit? I really want to go over and find out but im pretty sure the cops would be called again so i think its best that i just keep my distance and not say a word to mr wingnut.
