Check out what I bought today...

[Chaotic42]

Link

I call it the Spinetastic Fruit of Ass Kicking +12. It was labeled California Peach. It's spines say "Stop, don't come closer" but it's delicious coloring begs for you to come ever nearer to the SFoAK12.

I don't have proof, but I envision an island paradise of SFoAK12s living in harmony with nature. Undaunted by the tuna, monkies, and wild bears that swim thousands of miles for a taste.

The spines form a barrier I call the ZSTZ or Zero Sh!t Taking Zone. Make no mistake, anything entering the ZSTZ will be cut. The SFoAK12 takes no crap.

SFoAK12 is $4.

Edit: Inside

Very difficult to eat.

 

[LordJezo]

A durian fruit could kick that things butt.

 

[Doggiedog]

Originally posted by: LordJezo
A durian fruit could kick that things butt.

And outstink it!

 

[nicowju]

yay durian! and when you split it open, its smell will simply overwhelm you... and everyone within one city block

 

[Scarpozzi]

I know it's morning, but isn't there a better topic than "My fruit is better than yours"?

 

[loup garou]

Am I the only one who can't access the original link?

 

[dighn]

yes

 

[Chaotic42]

Anyone actually know what this thing is?

 

[loosliptcomptrola]

 

[loosliptcomptrola]

hehe, once somebody at work brought in some durian and the company was cleared out because the boss thought it was gas leak.

 

[izika]

that durin thing looks like some weird animals makin babies

 

[CaseTragedy]

i <3 durian.

 

[Koing]

That Durian is small.

I have one in my house at the moment. May get a pic of it to post here

Koing

 

[DaWhim]

durian tastes good.

 

[HappyPuppy]

The one Chaotic posted looks like a cactus apple. They grow wild all over the southwest. They're good, but have a zillion seeds. This one looks like it has been de-spined. When they aren't you can get hundereds of tiny, almost microscopic spines in you that are extremely difficult to get out.

Cut it open and enjoy!

 

[shopbruin]

Originally posted by: loosliptcomptrola
hehe, once somebody at work brought in some durian and the company was cleared out because the boss thought it was gas leak.

LOL see i was right in comparing that thing to a lethal gas! my parents refuse to believe me!

 

[Noirish]

I think when you cut it open, it's red inside right?
Something similar to dragon fruit?

 

[kermalou]

what drug are you on so i can have some, been needing some way to change...

 

[Chaotic42]

The insides are in the first post.

 

[brigden]

Are those pictures from that alien autopsy thing?

 

[dmurray14]

uhh, looks like a peach with acne