??? Check out this weird spam I just got.

notfred

Lifer
Feb 12, 2001
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<< If you truly have a dream, and
you really want something bad enough,
this world could notice and make it happen.



My name is Chris Planet. I am a writer here on Earth
Ever since I was a child, I have long since dreamed of publishing my work entitled:
"The Life of Xris Planet"


This book explains the several
physiological changes that created what I am.
It covers my trials and tribulations, explaining everything I remember
from the time I was abducted at 7, to my present genetic research
and advancements in sub-conscious "perma-tissue" creation.


My work has also helped my friends shed immense light upon themselves,
and they have outwardly supported me in this e-mail to you.


The Life of Xris Planet is my first released work. I do not expect
to be exposed anytime soon to you by the big publishing houses,
Therefore, I am releasing the original, private edition paperback copy
of my book to you in English.



It will prepare your mind for the enlightenment.
The knowledge within is a journey, both provoking, and entertaining, yet in it lies your
existence,
and the validation that you are not what you see, but what you are about to see.


Experience the interlude that will answer many questions still unanswered
by religion or science. What you will read will make you invisible to the others.
We will then meet, and together, somewhere on a warm park bench,
I will speak of what is to become of us soon.


You will forget space, and you will forget time. The information contained herein
will shed the exoskeleton. Your metamorphosis and additional set of eyes you acquire also
heighten your awareness to receive the truth about Earth and our species more clearly.


Please copy down the address below, and keep it with you, for they will quickly pull you
away from me, from the truth about the planet you are standing on and
how you really got here.



This is where I write. If you are in a big city, look down. You may hear me,
underneath the big buildings you have created.
Come down here with me, where the pipes and concrete protect and shield us
from the frequency, and I will tell you why they pull you away. I will tell you of the Mother.


You are not alone. You will see others as I guide your escape.
This Earth is very old. Those who you never encountered have shared it
eons before your breed - Before mine. TheLife of Xris Planet
will unlock the mechanism to give you your true DNA code, that which has
been kept from you, and what is rightfully yours.
You too can then help those around you, before I leave.


While I am here, I cannot conceal myself from, nor live in society.
I have only a handfull of trusted humans to shield me.
I must sell my work to live in my neccessary seclusion
until I leave.

>>



then he asks for $5 to mail to his address for his book.... :confused:
 

joohang

Lifer
Oct 22, 2000
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<<

<< You actually read spam? >>



only really odd spam.
>>


How do you know if it's odd without reading it? ;)
 

notfred

Lifer
Feb 12, 2001
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<<

<<

<< You actually read spam? >>



only really odd spam.
>>


How do you know if it's odd without reading it? ;)
>>



It's in really big white type on a navy blue background, and I noticed "I am a writer here on Earth" :)
 

MikeO

Diamond Member
Jan 17, 2001
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<< Planet Xris >>



...yeah, I've been there... nice girls but the bars sucked @$$.