check out this guys keyboard

[QueBert]

It's from something awful...what did you expect?

You never know what to expect on that site, it's a lot of NSFW shit, but plenty of stuff that's just stupid/funny. Keyboard goop was stupid (not in a good way) and not funny.

It wasn't as bad as I expected from the responses in here, but it was bad enough to make me wish I hadn't seen it.

 

[RedCOMET]

Looks almost like my old keyboard from college.

 

[0roo0roo]

you must really need the money...
health hazard...
you shoulda faked a family emergency and left.
that kinda sh*t would require 10x hazard pay.

 

[Ruptga]

How bad is his house? Some people only have mild cases of it, like just messy desk x1000. Others have it REALLY bad! Like this:

His wife keeps him relatively sane, but if she's ever hit by a bus he's going to be in a lot of trouble. It's still bad enough that they have an entire "guest room" that is totally unusable and full of junk, not to mention the garage, attic, half the kitchen, and... well, everything else but the living room, dining room, and the bedrooms that are in use.

If it ever got as bad as that pic I'd demand we put him in a home and consider torching the house.

 

[Gothgar]

what the fuck, nasty

 

[Jeff7]

Originally Posted by eldorado99
Not as bad as keyboard goop, nothing will ever be as bad as the keyboard goop pics... check out Something Awful if you don't believe me...

Details?

I guess I'll be the spoilsport and find it, then describe it.


.....WELL then....!
SomethingAwful tells the pictorial tale of:

- Keyboard is dirty with skin oil and dust, caked onto the keys.
- Individual removes said dirt.
- Individual ejaculates on said dirt.
- Individual consumes the combination.
- Inventor of the Internet invents time machine to travel back and prevent this from ever being a possibility.
- Inventor of the Internet, now inventor of the time machine, experiences a fatal temporal accident, as it seems that one of his lab assistants ejaculated into the tachyon-neutrino reactor.

Some of that is true, some is not. Guess which parts are true.

 

[Locut0s]

I guess I'll be the spoilsport and find it, then describe it.


.....WELL then....!
SomethingAwful tells the pictorial tale of:

- Keyboard is dirty with skin oil and dust, caked onto the keys.
- Individual removes said dirt.
- Individual ejaculates on said dirt.
- Individual consumes the combination.
- Inventor of the Internet invents time machine to travel back and prevent this from ever being a possibility.
- Inventor of the Internet, now inventor of the time machine, experiences a fatal temporal accident, as it seems that one of his lab assistants ejaculated into the tachyon-neutrino reactor.

Some of that is true, some is not. Guess which parts are true.

So you're saying Al Gore is dead?

 

[TallBill]

Keyboard goop was awesome

 

[Jeff7]

So you're saying Al Gore is dead?

Yeah, but due to the nature of the accident, history never recorded it.

 

[pontifex]

Something slightly less awful Or awful in a different way. It could have been twice as disgusting and I wouldn't have minded without the dick shots and him eating it all.:biggrin:

I didn't go to the site to look but just reading that description made me gag.

 

[TallBill]

I didn't go to the site to look but just reading that description made me gag.

The pic in this thread grossed me out way more than keyboard goop.

 

[Xcobra]

Did you use a condom...errr...gloves?