Check out this email I received from a friend...UPDATE 10/08

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: Random Variable

I knew this was going to happen. She's such a slut. But I would never say that directly to her face.

why? planning on hitting it? sounds like shed go for it anyway, just say it.

 

[Random Variable]

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: Random Variable

I knew this was going to happen. She's such a slut. But I would never say that directly to her face.

why? planning on hitting it? sounds like shed go for it anyway, just say it.

I had plans, but those plans have been thrown out the window.

 

[timswim78]

Originally posted by: Random Variable

Hey how is it going? Well here's some NEW NEWS I'm pregnant. That sounds so weird when I actually say it. It's so freaky & scary. I'm just hoping that everything turns out okay and all. It's certainly not what I had planned but there's no turning back now. So, what's going on with you? I hope your not in a situation like I am. Well take it easy.

I knew this was going to happen. She's such a slut. But I would never say that directly to her face.

So you post it on the Intarweb instead?

Seriously, this is a big deal. Do whatever you can to support her. She'll have lots of tough times ahead and will need all the help that she can get.

 

[Random Variable]

Originally posted by: timswim78

Originally posted by: Random Variable

Hey how is it going? Well here's some NEW NEWS I'm pregnant. That sounds so weird when I actually say it. It's so freaky & scary. I'm just hoping that everything turns out okay and all. It's certainly not what I had planned but there's no turning back now. So, what's going on with you? I hope your not in a situation like I am. Well take it easy.

I knew this was going to happen. She's such a slut. But I would never say that directly to her face.

So you post it on the Intarweb instead?

Seriously, this is a big deal. Do whatever you can to support her. She'll have lots of tough times ahead and will need all the help that she can get.

She's not that good of a friend.

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

Originally posted by: Random Variable

Hey how is it going? Well here's some NEW NEWS I'm pregnant. That sounds so weird when I actually say it. It's so freaky & scary. I'm just hoping that everything turns out okay and all. It's certainly not what I had planned but there's no turning back now. So, what's going on with you? I hope your not in a situation like I am. Well take it easy.

I knew this was going to happen. She's such a slut. But I would never say that directly to her face.

With friends like you, who needs enemies. True friends are willing to loose their firends if it will help them. To late for that.

 

[Random Variable]

Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004

Originally posted by: Random Variable

Hey how is it going? Well here's some NEW NEWS I'm pregnant. That sounds so weird when I actually say it. It's so freaky & scary. I'm just hoping that everything turns out okay and all. It's certainly not what I had planned but there's no turning back now. So, what's going on with you? I hope your not in a situation like I am. Well take it easy.

I knew this was going to happen. She's such a slut. But I would never say that directly to her face.

With friends like you, who needs enemies. True friends are willing to loose their firends if it will help them. To late for that.

As I have already said, she is not that good of a friend. I repeatedly told her that she either had to get on birth control or demand that the guy used a condom (preferably both). But she just blew me off.

 

[mrrman]

Originally posted by: Tylanner
lego my prego

LMAO

 

[Evadman]

Bun in the oven?

 

[remagavon]

Originally posted by: lnguyen

Originally posted by: Random Variable

Originally posted by: hjo3
I don't see how any non-retarded woman can still get pregnant by accident with RU486 available over the counter...

I was thinking the same thing.

condom defective and not know it? or maybe they thought the pull out method was gauranteed? altho, i'm going to go w/ the OP if she slept around carelessly a lot...

Everyone I've known that said a condom broke (being the reason they got pregnant) eventually changed their story and admitted they lied. Whores.

 

[rmrf]

Originally posted by: Random Variable

Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004

Originally posted by: Random Variable

Hey how is it going? Well here's some NEW NEWS I'm pregnant. That sounds so weird when I actually say it. It's so freaky & scary. I'm just hoping that everything turns out okay and all. It's certainly not what I had planned but there's no turning back now. So, what's going on with you? I hope your not in a situation like I am. Well take it easy.

I knew this was going to happen. She's such a slut. But I would never say that directly to her face.

With friends like you, who needs enemies. True friends are willing to loose their firends if it will help them. To late for that.

As I have already said, she is not that good of a friend. I repeatedly told her that she either had to get on birth control or demand that the guy used a condom (preferably both). But she just blew me off.

so you've already hit it?

 

[Aftermath]

So, what's going on with you? I hope your not in a situation like I am.

How about you start with, "No, I am not pregnant."

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: lnguyen

Originally posted by: Random Variable

Originally posted by: hjo3
I don't see how any non-retarded woman can still get pregnant by accident with RU486 available over the counter...

I was thinking the same thing.

condom defective and not know it? or maybe they thought the pull out method was gauranteed? altho, i'm going to go w/ the OP if she slept around carelessly a lot...

If I were a slutty woman who wanted to avoid pregnancy I'd pop Day-After pills every time I banged a guy regardless of other controls.

Yeah, sure you would. I'm sure that making yourself sick for a few days is worth it for each and every roll in the hay. :roll: They're not tic-tacs.

 

[Random Variable]

Originally posted by: rmrf

Originally posted by: Random Variable

Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004

Originally posted by: Random Variable

Hey how is it going? Well here's some NEW NEWS I'm pregnant. That sounds so weird when I actually say it. It's so freaky & scary. I'm just hoping that everything turns out okay and all. It's certainly not what I had planned but there's no turning back now. So, what's going on with you? I hope your not in a situation like I am. Well take it easy.

I knew this was going to happen. She's such a slut. But I would never say that directly to her face.

With friends like you, who needs enemies. True friends are willing to loose their firends if it will help them. To late for that.

As I have already said, she is not that good of a friend. I repeatedly told her that she either had to get on birth control or demand that the guy used a condom (preferably both). But she just blew me off.

so you've already hit it?

bad choice of words

 

[hg321]

Originally posted by: Random Variable

Hey how is it going? Well here's some NEW NEWS I'm pregnant. That sounds so weird when I actually say it. It's so freaky & scary. I'm just hoping that everything turns out okay and all. It's certainly not what I had planned but there's no turning back now. So, what's going on with you? I hope your not in a situation like I am. Well take it easy.
PS Oh by the way Greg you are the father , Have a great day

I knew this was going to happen. She's such a slut. But I would never say that directly to her face.

Congrats Daddy

 

[hjo3]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: lnguyen

Originally posted by: Random Variable

Originally posted by: hjo3
I don't see how any non-retarded woman can still get pregnant by accident with RU486 available over the counter...

I was thinking the same thing.

condom defective and not know it? or maybe they thought the pull out method was gauranteed? altho, i'm going to go w/ the OP if she slept around carelessly a lot...

If I were a slutty woman who wanted to avoid pregnancy I'd pop Day-After pills every time I banged a guy regardless of other controls.

Yeah, sure you would. I'm sure that making yourself sick for a few days is worth it for each and every roll in the hay. :roll: They're not tic-tacs.

A couple days of slight uncomfortableness versus 18+ years of not having a life. Hmmmmm...

EDIT: Girls like that should probably just get their tubes tied.

 

[Random Variable]

Originally posted by: hg321

Originally posted by: Random Variable

Hey how is it going? Well here's some NEW NEWS I'm pregnant. That sounds so weird when I actually say it. It's so freaky & scary. I'm just hoping that everything turns out okay and all. It's certainly not what I had planned but there's no turning back now. So, what's going on with you? I hope your not in a situation like I am. Well take it easy.
PS Oh by the way Greg you are the father , Have a great day

I knew this was going to happen. She's such a slut. But I would never say that directly to her face.

Congrats Daddy

I've never had any sexual contact with her whatsoever.

 

[Ricemarine]

???????? *slap* :laugh:
(I enjoy using japanese characters now... omfg)

 

[kinev]

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: The Pentium Guy
You guys are sick. Pics of a pregnant woman? Die.

some pregnant girls can still be fvcked up to 5 or 6 months...I went through like 3 or 4 in the last 8 months.....usually friends of mine I havnt seen who got knocked up..way I figure it..no way they can get more pregnant from me 🙂

Don't you worry that the Rohypnol could be bad for the baby?

Well...see...unlike most of the guys here...I don't have a phobia of polishing the knobs of random gay men for money, so drugs are not needed to get them to sleep with me

fixed

 

[hg321]

Originally posted by: Random Variable

Originally posted by: hg321

Originally posted by: Random Variable

Hey how is it going? Well here's some NEW NEWS I'm pregnant. That sounds so weird when I actually say it. It's so freaky & scary. I'm just hoping that everything turns out okay and all. It's certainly not what I had planned but there's no turning back now. So, what's going on with you? I hope your not in a situation like I am. Well take it easy.
PS Oh by the way Greg you are the father , Have a great day

I knew this was going to happen. She's such a slut. But I would never say that directly to her face.

Congrats Daddy

I've never had any sexual contact with her whatsoever.

Sure you didn't Mr. Clinton 😉

 

[Random Variable]

Originally posted by: hg321

Originally posted by: Random Variable

Originally posted by: hg321

Originally posted by: Random Variable

Hey how is it going? Well here's some NEW NEWS I'm pregnant. That sounds so weird when I actually say it. It's so freaky & scary. I'm just hoping that everything turns out okay and all. It's certainly not what I had planned but there's no turning back now. So, what's going on with you? I hope your not in a situation like I am. Well take it easy.
PS Oh by the way Greg you are the father , Have a great day

I knew this was going to happen. She's such a slut. But I would never say that directly to her face.

Congrats Daddy

I've never had any sexual contact with her whatsoever.

Sure you didn't Mr. Clinton 😉

no blowjobs, tugjobs, footjobs, etc.

 

[themroc27]

Originally posted by: Random Variable

Hey how is it going? Well here's some NEW NEWS I'm pregnant. That sounds so weird when I actually say it. It's so freaky & scary. I'm just hoping that everything turns out okay and all. It's certainly not what I had planned but there's no turning back now. So, what's going on with you? I hope your not in a situation like I am. Well take it easy.

I knew this was going to happen. She's such a slut. But I would never say that directly to her face.

I like her, I like her email, I think she'll be a great mom. she does need to get new friends, tho - people who are less judgemental 🙂

 

[Random Variable]

Originally posted by: themroc27

Originally posted by: Random Variable

Hey how is it going? Well here's some NEW NEWS I'm pregnant. That sounds so weird when I actually say it. It's so freaky & scary. I'm just hoping that everything turns out okay and all. It's certainly not what I had planned but there's no turning back now. So, what's going on with you? I hope your not in a situation like I am. Well take it easy.

I knew this was going to happen. She's such a slut. But I would never say that directly to her face.

I like her, I like her email, I think she'll be a great mom. she does need to get new friends, tho - people who are less judgemental 🙂

Are you the daddy?

 

[thirdlegstump]

pregnant women are so hot I just want to eat their plumpiness away

 

[lrad50]

run and don't look back

 

[Kelemvor]

Reply with:
So you finally picked a man and settled down? Congratulations. I never wanted to say anything before but your habits were a bit disturbing. I'm glad to hear you've changed your ways and going to be starting a family now.

Even if it's all tongue-in-cheek it'd be funny.