Check out this email I got from Dell support

[DnetMHZ]

Dear Chris,

Thank you for contacting Dell US Email Hardware Support. We appreciate
the opportunity to assist you. I hope you have a positive experience
with us.

Please let us know answers for few of the questions below.

Do you he get a link light on the Router?

Do you see any visible damages to the Ports visible?

Does all the Ports are not working?

If any externally damages seen then at this point it appears
that we will need to setup a dispatch to replace your Wireless
Router.

jo0 are teh sux0rs at teh English!

 

lol

 

[Red Dawn]

Birdie Num Num

 

Wellcum two India.

 

[Regs]

See, this is why companies are no longer accepting college internships.

 

[MustangSVT]

Originally posted by: Roger
Wellcum two India.

 

[BurnItDwn]

So answer their Email ...
I happen to be good at Jibberish to Jibberish translations .. so here goes

1. I he ( yes / no ) get link lights!
2. the Ports visible (do / do not ) appear visible to have visible damage visible
3. the Ports all does ( work / not work)
4. Damages Externally visible are appear link lights visible (are / are not) Ports Router

Just select whats in the parenthesis and send that in your reply. They will certainly understand it.
Also be sure to have the words Ports and Router capital.


I'd hate to see what that e-mail would have looked like before they spell checked it ... (I'm guessing they probably use some client that auto spell checks prior to sending out)

 

[deerslayer]

Thanks for the morning laugh!

 

[AlmostFunny]

Originally posted by: Roger
Wellcum two India.

Isn't that a shame ....

 

[bugsysiegel]

Originally posted by: Roger
Wellcum two India.

Well said, the joys of outsourcing to countries that can't even fake understanding of the English language.

 

Originally posted by: Regs
See, this is why companies are no longer accepting college internships.

Sure they are, Just not in North America

 

[Broohaha]

damn racists!@!!! :|

hehe jk

 

[DnetMHZ]

Originally posted by: deerslayer
Thanks for the morning laugh!

your welcome

 

[dxkj]

Originally posted by: BurnItDwn
So answer their Email ...
I happen to be good at Jibberish to Jibberish translations .. so here goes

1. I he ( yes / no ) get link lights!
2. the Ports visible (do / do not ) appear visible to have visible damage visible
3. the Ports all does ( work / not work)
4. Damages Externally visible are appear link lights visible (are / are not) Ports Router

Just select whats in the parenthesis and send that in your reply. They will certainly understand it.
Also be sure to have the words Ports and Router capital.


I'd hate to see what that e-mail would have looked like before they spell checked it ... (I'm guessing they probably use some client that auto spell checks prior to sending out)

No.

I bet they use a translation program like babelfish.


Are you having trouble with the Router?

Translated to German: Werden Ihnen Mühe mit dem Fräser gehabt?

Translated from that back to english: You trouble with the drill are had?


Are you having trouble with the Router ! = You trouble with the drill are had

 

[DnetMHZ]

The really funny part is, the email is signed

Respectfully,
Mike

Mike... riiiiiiight

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: dnetmhz
The really funny part is, the email is signed

Respectfully,
Mike

Mike... riiiiiiight

What did you expect, Harpal?

 

[no0b]

LMAO, this and the cheating FOB Indian thread is hysterical.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Roger
Wellcum two India.

Would you pleasing be speak your service tachs and numbars?

- M4H