Check out this away msg...

[newParadigm]

This is just awesome

Smirnoff, the world's top-selling vodka, is riding the Atkins craze with a new series of ads proudly proclaiming its product has zero carbs. Wow. That's great. Hey, you know what also has zero carbs? Heroin. Yeah, it has zero carbs. Unfortunately, it's very high in heroin.

Just cracks me up.

~new

 

[CrackRabbit]

Guys I dont think the 100 post rule would help much...

 

[Weeeman]

Originally posted by: newParadime

Just cracks me up.

~new

I cant say the same

 

[Mik3y]

funny? i think not.

 

[FleshLight]

I have a Netgear RT314 router.

 

[mwtgg]

Your user name cracks me up.

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: FleshLight
I have a Netgear RT314 router.

:thumbsup:

 

[n0cmonkey]

:laugh:

 

[Insane3D]

Fluffernutters are tasty and sticky.

 

[mpitts]

I think it's funny.

 

[Insane3D]

Originally posted by: mpitts
I think it's funny.

GET HIM!! :|:|

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: mpitts
I think it's pretty funny.

 

[KingNothing]

Real Men of Genius.

Today we salute you, Mr. Compulsive Away Message Checker. While most people are out living life, you are at home reading about it on your computer. Right-mouse-click, Get Buddy Info. Sure there are people on your list that you haven't talked to in years, and would probably consider you a stalker for keeping them there, but that doesn't stop you from reading their away messages...EVERY DAY.

So click open a fresh new Buddy Info window, Marauder of the Mousepad, and don't wander too far from your computer...because you never know when someone will be back.

 

[Wallydraigle]

Drugs are bad, because if you do drugs you're a hippy, and hippies suck.

 

[rh71]

How are these AWAY messages ?

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: KingNothing
Real Men of Genius.

Today we salute you, Mr. Compulsive Away Message Checker. While most people are out living life, you are at home reading about it on your computer. Right-mouse-click, Get Buddy Info. Sure there are people on your list that you haven't talked to in years, and would probably consider you a stalker for keeping them there, but that doesn't stop you from reading their away messages...EVERY DAY.

So click open a fresh new Buddy Info window, Marauder of the Mousepad, and don't wander too far from your computer...because you never know when someone will be back.

That's a good one...

 

[imported_Phil]

Originally posted by: FleshLight
I have a Netgear RT314 router.

You also have a Fleshlight.

Nuff said.

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

ScHoOl... CeLl...

 

[Mandos]

Originally posted by: KingNothing
Real Men of Genius.

Today we salute you, Mr. Compulsive Away Message Checker. While most people are out living life, you are at home reading about it on your computer. Right-mouse-click, Get Buddy Info. Sure there are people on your list that you haven't talked to in years, and would probably consider you a stalker for keeping them there, but that doesn't stop you from reading their away messages...EVERY DAY.

So click open a fresh new Buddy Info window, Marauder of the Mousepad, and don't wander too far from your computer...because you never know when someone will be back.

Classic

 

[newParadigm]

The funny part is...taht i actually have'nt talked to this particular person fer almost 6months.

Anyway, Im out

~new

 

[PoPPeR]

Originally posted by: newParadime
The funny part is...taht i actually have'nt talked to this particular person fer almost 6months.

Anyway, Im out

~new

OMFG THATS FVCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Perknose]

Heroin is a proven weight loss product.

 

[nycxandy]

:thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown: / :thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown:

 

[thomsbrain]

Originally posted by: Perknose
Heroin is a proven weight loss product.

IIRC correctly it was first marketed as a way to cure morphine addiction. the irony runs deep.

 

[pyonir]

Meth Labs and Children Don't Mix.

(an actual billboard in Phoenix)