CONFIDENTIAL
Dear Sir,
Good day and compliments. This letter will definitely come to you as a huge surprise, but I implore you to take the time to go through it carefully as the decision you make will go off a long way to determine the future and continued existence of the entire members of my family.
Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Snoozbrawt Zipgorf, native of the planet Gleebquad in the Horse Head Nebula. I am head of state and commander in chief of the armed forces of the world government of Gleebquad who died on the Earth date June 8, 1998.
My ordeal started immediately after my lifemate's death on the morning of June 8 1998, and the subsequent take over of government by the last administration. The present democratic government is determined to portray all the good work of my late lifemate in a bad light and have gone as far as confiscating all my late lifemate's assets, properties, freezing our accounts both within and outside Gleebquad. As I am writing this letter to you, my son Jackie Chan is undergoing questioning with the government. All these measures taken by past/present government is just to gain international recognition.
I and the entire members of my family have been held incommunicado since the death of my lifemate, hence I seek your indulgence to assist us in securing these funds. We are not allowed to see or discuss with anybody. Few occasions I have tired traveling abroad through alternative means all failed.
It is in view of this I have mandated DR OLDSMOBOAT, who has been assisting the family to run around on so many issues to act on behalf of the family concerning the substance of this letter. He has the full power of attorney to execute this transaction with you.
My late husband had/has Eighty Million USD ($80,000,000.00) specially preserved and well packed in trunk boxes of which only my lifemate and I knew about. It is packed in such a way to forestall just anybody having access to it. It is this sum that I seek your assistance to get off of Gleebquad as soon as possible before the present civilian government finds out about it and confiscate it just like they have done to all our assets.
I implore you to please give consideration to my predicament and help a widower in need.
May Rossman show you mercy as you do so?
Your faithfully,
Dr (Mr.) Snoozbrawt Zipgorf (A.L.F.)
N/B: Please contact Dr Oldsmoboat on this e-mail address for further briefing and modalities