Check out my uncle's website.

[illusion88]

this had to have been an acid trip

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[Shawn]

This thread makes baby jesus cry.

 

[TRUMPHENT]

"Not optimized for navel viewing." was my laugh o' the day.

Help the guy out and make his site a little more aesthetic.

 

[Amdiggidy]

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to the OUTER LIMITS!"....:laugh:

 

[joecool]

Originally posted by: Jehovah
So . . . where's the punchline?

 

[Mo0o]

hahahahahahha

 

[Stark]

STEP 1

Don't review Gabe's Resume.

In order to succesfully NOT hire Gabe,
you must NOT review Gabe's Resume

Here is a link to Gabe's Resume.

Whatever you do....DON'T CLICK ON IT !

Ok, now, here is a link to Gabe's e-mail.

DO Click on it and cut and paste the following text into the body of the e-mail:


We have reviewed your resume. Please forward us a copy in Microsoft Word format.


This step is absolutely necessary , otherwise Gabe will not know to add you to the list of companies that have not hired him.

Now, if Gabe responds to this e-mail, be sure to
DELETE HIS E-MAIL IMMEDIATELY.

Remember, Microsoft Word attachments can contain dangerous viruses!
Just clicking on one can erase your hard drive and put your processor into an nth complexity infinite binary loop!

Did you delete Gabe's e-mail?

CONGRATULATIONS!
You've Completed Step 1!

pretty funny

 

[Shame]

Children hiding from Gabe and his crowbar weaponry...

 

[jjones]

That's a web site? It looks like a poorly formatted Word doc with a photo attached. The only thing it's missing is a paperclip.

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82
If that isn't scary...

Jewish hippie.

 

[Xionide]

His/your site sucks.

 

[kermalou]

thats, phunny,

no phone(sorry)

 

[Jassi]

OP - wtf?

 

[brigden]

I see he's a fan of the "I'm losing my hair on my head, why not grow it around my face?" look.

 

[FlyLice]

Shens

 

[Alex]

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm

Fill in the blank (Gabe learns a new skill!)

Web design?

bwahahahhaha

 

[Chunkee]

cannot stop laughing at this

thanks for the entertainment

jC

 

[JDub02]

Originally posted by: Chunkee
cannot stop laughing at this

thanks for the entertainment

jC

aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's back

 

[Xionide]

It looks like gordon freemans not so fortunate brother.

 

[Chunkee]

Originally posted by: Xionide
It looks like gordon freemans not so fortunate brother.

ROFL

 

[biostud]

Originally posted by: MrChad

Originally posted by: mbcrump
Hmmm, this isn't going so well. What about the website do you guys not like?

The psychotic-looking Grizzly Adams holding a crowbar (?) would be the first thing.

LOL (for real)

 

[Sheepathon]

ahahah i just laughed out loud in class after looking at that website, people around me are probably thinking WTF

 

[Chunkee]

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
ahahah i just laughed out loud in class after looking at that website, people around me are probably thinking WTF

I could not breathe after the first time i looked at it..

my colleagues thought i was warping out

 

[Yossarian]

he's like the Tom Bombadil of computer repair.

 

[Xionide]

Originally posted by: Sabot
I like the cut of his jib

Didly dodly dudidly dodly. Doodily didily didily dodily!