check out my friend's college paper

[acemcmac]

Who on earth submits papers in college that aren't typed? I had a really hard time reading that thing and if I was a college prof, I'd fail that paper without even trying.

 

[DaShen]

Is your friend on cocaine or heroin?

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
who writes 'college english' as the course title?

seems like it loses instant credibility of being real.

I've seen classes called University Physics, so it's possible... sounds like a community college class though.

My question is, who writes a college paper by hand? 😕 I don't think we were ever allowed to do that.

The thing is, it wasn't even really funny. He's just imitating countless other things we've seen on the Internet that are more funny.

 

[chambersc]

i love how there is no name.

 

[geno]

- When Chuck Norris wants to get drunk he mixes 2kg of pure Heroine with 4L of straight Whiskey. The actual drink has little to no effect on him but he acts drunk to seem cooler to his friends.

- Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

- Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

- Chuck Norris attributes his athletic ability and toughness to the teasing he endured due to his birthname: Chuckleberry. He also... (Editor's Note: The writer could not finish due to a roundhouse kick to the ear by a blonde and brown blur that appearedto be Chuckleberry Nor...)

- Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living sh!t out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.

- Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

- Chuck Norris rarely checks himself before he wrecks himself.

- There is a new law that is currently under Senate review. If this law is passed, it will give Chuck Norris the responsibilty of patrolling the entire U.S./Mexico border.

- The story of Paul Bunyan and his blue ox, is based on the true story of Chuck Norris and his throbing penis.

- Did I ever tell you about the time Chuck Norris took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Chuck Norris takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'"

 

[Hammerhead]

That was dumb!
No creativity. If I were the professor I would totally fail him for plagiarism

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: acemcmac
Who on earth submits papers in college that aren't typed? I had a really hard time reading that thing and if I was a college prof, I'd fail that paper without even trying.

Ftw

 

[LS20]

faux internet humour college exams/papers have never and will never be funny

 

[gonzaga1751]

Originally posted by: Hammerhead
That was dumb!
No creativity. If I were the professor I would totally fail him for plagiarism

pwned

 

[yosuke188]

Stupid