JetsFanatic
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Originally posted by: Citrix
Originally posted by: JetsFanatic
Which one B U?
I was going to tell you until bluehorizon hurt my feelings.
DAM U Bluehorizon!!! DAM all to h3!!
Originally posted by: Citrix
Originally posted by: JetsFanatic
Which one B U?
I was going to tell you until bluehorizon hurt my feelings.
Originally posted by: isasir
Do male massage therapists get chicks easily, or do they just have a better chance of keeping 'em?
A friend of mine was pimp with his massage technique. I know he's bagged a few based on this. (Well either that or he's a good liar)
Originally posted by: Citrix
Originally posted by: isasir
Do male massage therapists get chicks easily, or do they just have a better chance of keeping 'em?
A friend of mine was pimp with his massage technique. I know he's bagged a few based on this. (Well either that or he's a good liar)
I have been married for 16 years so i already had my technique...
So are you a professional dickhead, or is it just a hobby?Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Wow... that's one really ugly class, except for the girl sitting down holding the skeleton's spine. She's moderately attractive. Everyone else is fugly, especially the guys. The guy with the afro and the open mouth looks like a retard hopped on crack, or Screech from "saved by the bell". The dude with the long hair and the gotee looks like a wannabe punk rock reject. The fat guy with the glasses... too much Dungeons and Dragons and McDonalds. And, what's with Granny holding her crotch? I'm glad that class is like the bottom .001% of most massage therapists in terms of attractiveness. I think all massage therapists should be at least moderately attractive.
Originally posted by: JetsFanatic
Originally posted by: Citrix
Originally posted by: JetsFanatic
Which one B U?
I was going to tell you until bluehorizon hurt my feelings.
DAM U Bluehorizon!!! DAM all to h3!!
Originally posted by: isasir
Do male massage therapists get chicks easily, or do they just have a better chance of keeping 'em?
A friend of mine was pimp with his massage technique. I know he's bagged a few based on this. (Well either that or he's a good liar)
Originally posted by: jadinolf
Originally posted by: pulse8
Site is sloooooooooow.
Try pathetic. :frown:
Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Wow... that's one really ugly class, except for the girl sitting down holding the skeleton's spine. She's moderately attractive. Everyone else is fugly, especially the guys. The guy with the afro and the open mouth looks like a retard hopped on crack, or Screech from "saved by the bell". The dude with the long hair and the gotee looks like a wannabe punk rock reject. The fat guy with the glasses... too much Dungeons and Dragons and McDonalds. And, what's with Granny holding her crotch? I'm glad that class is like the bottom .001% of most massage therapists in terms of attractiveness. I think all massage therapists should be at least moderately attractive.
Originally posted by: BAMAVOO
Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Wow... that's one really ugly class, except for the girl sitting down holding the skeleton's spine. She's moderately attractive. Everyone else is fugly, especially the guys. The guy with the afro and the open mouth looks like a retard hopped on crack, or Screech from "saved by the bell". The dude with the long hair and the gotee looks like a wannabe punk rock reject. The fat guy with the glasses... too much Dungeons and Dragons and McDonalds. And, what's with Granny holding her crotch? I'm glad that class is like the bottom .001% of most massage therapists in terms of attractiveness. I think all massage therapists should be at least moderately attractive.
Let's see your picture, Mr. Universe?
Pic of your (presumably) hot SO while we're at it.Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Originally posted by: BAMAVOO
Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Wow... that's one really ugly class, except for the girl sitting down holding the skeleton's spine. She's moderately attractive. Everyone else is fugly, especially the guys. The guy with the afro and the open mouth looks like a retard hopped on crack, or Screech from "saved by the bell". The dude with the long hair and the gotee looks like a wannabe punk rock reject. The fat guy with the glasses... too much Dungeons and Dragons and McDonalds. And, what's with Granny holding her crotch? I'm glad that class is like the bottom .001% of most massage therapists in terms of attractiveness. I think all massage therapists should be at least moderately attractive.
Let's see your picture, Mr. Universe?
Why, do you need something to get off to?
Grow up, guys. He said it was being hosted from a classmate's husband's home connection. You guys think someone's going to have at least a T1 equivalent at home?
Originally posted by: Fausto
Pic of your (presumably) hot SO while we're at it.Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Originally posted by: BAMAVOO
Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Wow... that's one really ugly class, except for the girl sitting down holding the skeleton's spine. She's moderately attractive. Everyone else is fugly, especially the guys. The guy with the afro and the open mouth looks like a retard hopped on crack, or Screech from "saved by the bell". The dude with the long hair and the gotee looks like a wannabe punk rock reject. The fat guy with the glasses... too much Dungeons and Dragons and McDonalds. And, what's with Granny holding her crotch? I'm glad that class is like the bottom .001% of most massage therapists in terms of attractiveness. I think all massage therapists should be at least moderately attractive.
Let's see your picture, Mr. Universe?
Why, do you need something to get off to?
Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Originally posted by: Fausto
Pic of your (presumably) hot SO while we're at it.Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Originally posted by: BAMAVOO
Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Wow... that's one really ugly class, except for the girl sitting down holding the skeleton's spine. She's moderately attractive. Everyone else is fugly, especially the guys. The guy with the afro and the open mouth looks like a retard hopped on crack, or Screech from "saved by the bell". The dude with the long hair and the gotee looks like a wannabe punk rock reject. The fat guy with the glasses... too much Dungeons and Dragons and McDonalds. And, what's with Granny holding her crotch? I'm glad that class is like the bottom .001% of most massage therapists in terms of attractiveness. I think all massage therapists should be at least moderately attractive.
Let's see your picture, Mr. Universe?
Why, do you need something to get off to?
EX! EX! SO. Thanks. She was bi-polar and a jehovah witness... what the hell was I thinking...
So? Make with the pics, Casanova.Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Originally posted by: Fausto
Pic of your (presumably) hot SO while we're at it.Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Originally posted by: BAMAVOO
Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Wow... that's one really ugly class, except for the girl sitting down holding the skeleton's spine. She's moderately attractive. Everyone else is fugly, especially the guys. The guy with the afro and the open mouth looks like a retard hopped on crack, or Screech from "saved by the bell". The dude with the long hair and the gotee looks like a wannabe punk rock reject. The fat guy with the glasses... too much Dungeons and Dragons and McDonalds. And, what's with Granny holding her crotch? I'm glad that class is like the bottom .001% of most massage therapists in terms of attractiveness. I think all massage therapists should be at least moderately attractive.
Let's see your picture, Mr. Universe?
Why, do you need something to get off to?
EX! EX! SO. Thanks. She was bi-polar and a jehovah witness... what the hell was I thinking...
Originally posted by: Fausto
So? Make with the pics, Casanova.Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Originally posted by: Fausto
Pic of your (presumably) hot SO while we're at it.Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Originally posted by: BAMAVOO
Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Wow... that's one really ugly class, except for the girl sitting down holding the skeleton's spine. She's moderately attractive. Everyone else is fugly, especially the guys. The guy with the afro and the open mouth looks like a retard hopped on crack, or Screech from "saved by the bell". The dude with the long hair and the gotee looks like a wannabe punk rock reject. The fat guy with the glasses... too much Dungeons and Dragons and McDonalds. And, what's with Granny holding her crotch? I'm glad that class is like the bottom .001% of most massage therapists in terms of attractiveness. I think all massage therapists should be at least moderately attractive.
Let's see your picture, Mr. Universe?
Why, do you need something to get off to?
EX! EX! SO. Thanks. She was bi-polar and a jehovah witness... what the hell was I thinking...
Originally posted by: dquan97
Citrix, it was a full body massage class. Got paired up with a hippie couple (read: hairy)
Originally posted by: z0mb13
Originally posted by: pulse8
Site is sloooooooooow.
So, you're admitting you're just another ugly geek talking smack on the internet? How amusing.Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Originally posted by: Fausto
So? Make with the pics, Casanova.Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Originally posted by: Fausto
Pic of your (presumably) hot SO while we're at it.Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Originally posted by: BAMAVOO
Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Wow... that's one really ugly class, except for the girl sitting down holding the skeleton's spine. She's moderately attractive. Everyone else is fugly, especially the guys. The guy with the afro and the open mouth looks like a retard hopped on crack, or Screech from "saved by the bell". The dude with the long hair and the gotee looks like a wannabe punk rock reject. The fat guy with the glasses... too much Dungeons and Dragons and McDonalds. And, what's with Granny holding her crotch? I'm glad that class is like the bottom .001% of most massage therapists in terms of attractiveness. I think all massage therapists should be at least moderately attractive.
Let's see your picture, Mr. Universe?
Why, do you need something to get off to?
EX! EX! SO. Thanks. She was bi-polar and a jehovah witness... what the hell was I thinking...
Lol yea, well at least she wasn't some grandma holding her crotch.
Sorry, no pics available. You'll just have to use your imagination. If you're feeling particularly adventurous, look up massage schools in Baltimore, MD and find a chick named Cassandra.
Originally posted by: Fausto
So, you're admitting you're just another ugly geek talking smack on the internet? How amusing.
You're being awfully coy about a pic of yourself or this fabled SO for one so quick to ASSess others' physical attributes.Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Originally posted by: Fausto
So, you're admitting you're just another ugly geek talking smack on the internet? How amusing.
I'm admitting I'm an "ugly geek" because I do not have a picture of an ex girlfriend? ASSume much, dumbass? :-D Don't be an idiot.
Originally posted by: MustISO
Grow up, guys. He said it was being hosted from a classmate's husband's home connection. You guys think someone's going to have at least a T1 equivalent at home?
I agree with that but there are free pic hosting sites available.