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OutHouse

Lifer
Jun 5, 2000
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Originally posted by: isasir
Do male massage therapists get chicks easily, or do they just have a better chance of keeping 'em?

A friend of mine was pimp with his massage technique. I know he's bagged a few based on this. (Well either that or he's a good liar)

I have been married for 16 years so i already had my technique...
 

isasir

Diamond Member
Aug 8, 2000
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Originally posted by: Citrix
Originally posted by: isasir
Do male massage therapists get chicks easily, or do they just have a better chance of keeping 'em?

A friend of mine was pimp with his massage technique. I know he's bagged a few based on this. (Well either that or he's a good liar)

I have been married for 16 years so i already had my technique...

Married for 16 years? I guess you're the "Dungeons and Dragons" dude then. ;)

Edit: Or granny...
 

Fausto

Elite Member
Nov 29, 2000
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Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Wow... that's one really ugly class, except for the girl sitting down holding the skeleton's spine. She's moderately attractive. Everyone else is fugly, especially the guys. The guy with the afro and the open mouth looks like a retard hopped on crack, or Screech from "saved by the bell". The dude with the long hair and the gotee looks like a wannabe punk rock reject. The fat guy with the glasses... too much Dungeons and Dragons and McDonalds. And, what's with Granny holding her crotch? I'm glad that class is like the bottom .001% of most massage therapists in terms of attractiveness. I think all massage therapists should be at least moderately attractive.
So are you a professional dickhead, or is it just a hobby?

 

bluehorizon

Senior member
Jun 25, 2004
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Originally posted by: isasir
Do male massage therapists get chicks easily, or do they just have a better chance of keeping 'em?

A friend of mine was pimp with his massage technique. I know he's bagged a few based on this. (Well either that or he's a good liar)

IMO, guys take up massage 'cus they think it'll help them get chicks easier. Or, it's the only way they're able to touch a member of the opposite sex, because the majority of them are lacking in the attractiveness dept. It's kinda like guys who take up dancing.
 

NikPreviousAcct

No Lifer
Aug 15, 2000
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Originally posted by: jadinolf
Originally posted by: pulse8
Site is sloooooooooow.

Try pathetic. :frown:

Grow up, guys. He said it was being hosted from a classmate's husband's home connection. You guys think someone's going to have at least a T1 equivalent at home? It's very VERY typical to see home-hosted sites running this slow -especially if there are as many connections to the box as there would be from a forum this size. I run an HTTP server from home for my own personal use. I made the mistake once of posting a link here and my internet connection went to hell. I had one box telling me that there *was* no net connection because it couldn't get any response from anything.

Just be patient, folks. Understanding is a good thing. :)
 

BAMAVOO

Diamond Member
Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Wow... that's one really ugly class, except for the girl sitting down holding the skeleton's spine. She's moderately attractive. Everyone else is fugly, especially the guys. The guy with the afro and the open mouth looks like a retard hopped on crack, or Screech from "saved by the bell". The dude with the long hair and the gotee looks like a wannabe punk rock reject. The fat guy with the glasses... too much Dungeons and Dragons and McDonalds. And, what's with Granny holding her crotch? I'm glad that class is like the bottom .001% of most massage therapists in terms of attractiveness. I think all massage therapists should be at least moderately attractive.

Let's see your picture, Mr. Universe?
 

dquan97

Lifer
Jul 9, 2002
12,010
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The massage class I took in college had 10x the hotties....too bad I didn't get paired with any of them. :(
 

bluehorizon

Senior member
Jun 25, 2004
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Originally posted by: BAMAVOO
Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Wow... that's one really ugly class, except for the girl sitting down holding the skeleton's spine. She's moderately attractive. Everyone else is fugly, especially the guys. The guy with the afro and the open mouth looks like a retard hopped on crack, or Screech from "saved by the bell". The dude with the long hair and the gotee looks like a wannabe punk rock reject. The fat guy with the glasses... too much Dungeons and Dragons and McDonalds. And, what's with Granny holding her crotch? I'm glad that class is like the bottom .001% of most massage therapists in terms of attractiveness. I think all massage therapists should be at least moderately attractive.

Let's see your picture, Mr. Universe?

Why, do you need something to get off to?
 

Fausto

Elite Member
Nov 29, 2000
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Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Originally posted by: BAMAVOO
Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Wow... that's one really ugly class, except for the girl sitting down holding the skeleton's spine. She's moderately attractive. Everyone else is fugly, especially the guys. The guy with the afro and the open mouth looks like a retard hopped on crack, or Screech from "saved by the bell". The dude with the long hair and the gotee looks like a wannabe punk rock reject. The fat guy with the glasses... too much Dungeons and Dragons and McDonalds. And, what's with Granny holding her crotch? I'm glad that class is like the bottom .001% of most massage therapists in terms of attractiveness. I think all massage therapists should be at least moderately attractive.

Let's see your picture, Mr. Universe?

Why, do you need something to get off to?
Pic of your (presumably) hot SO while we're at it.

 

MustISO

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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Grow up, guys. He said it was being hosted from a classmate's husband's home connection. You guys think someone's going to have at least a T1 equivalent at home?

I agree with that but there are free pic hosting sites available.
 

bluehorizon

Senior member
Jun 25, 2004
564
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Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Originally posted by: BAMAVOO
Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Wow... that's one really ugly class, except for the girl sitting down holding the skeleton's spine. She's moderately attractive. Everyone else is fugly, especially the guys. The guy with the afro and the open mouth looks like a retard hopped on crack, or Screech from "saved by the bell". The dude with the long hair and the gotee looks like a wannabe punk rock reject. The fat guy with the glasses... too much Dungeons and Dragons and McDonalds. And, what's with Granny holding her crotch? I'm glad that class is like the bottom .001% of most massage therapists in terms of attractiveness. I think all massage therapists should be at least moderately attractive.

Let's see your picture, Mr. Universe?

Why, do you need something to get off to?
Pic of your (presumably) hot SO while we're at it.

EX! EX! SO. Thanks. She was bi-polar and a jehovah witness... what the hell was I thinking...
 

OutHouse

Lifer
Jun 5, 2000
36,410
616
126
Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Originally posted by: BAMAVOO
Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Wow... that's one really ugly class, except for the girl sitting down holding the skeleton's spine. She's moderately attractive. Everyone else is fugly, especially the guys. The guy with the afro and the open mouth looks like a retard hopped on crack, or Screech from "saved by the bell". The dude with the long hair and the gotee looks like a wannabe punk rock reject. The fat guy with the glasses... too much Dungeons and Dragons and McDonalds. And, what's with Granny holding her crotch? I'm glad that class is like the bottom .001% of most massage therapists in terms of attractiveness. I think all massage therapists should be at least moderately attractive.

Let's see your picture, Mr. Universe?

Why, do you need something to get off to?
Pic of your (presumably) hot SO while we're at it.

EX! EX! SO. Thanks. She was bi-polar and a jehovah witness... what the hell was I thinking...

Damn, and you bag on me??

 

Fausto

Elite Member
Nov 29, 2000
26,521
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Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Originally posted by: BAMAVOO
Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Wow... that's one really ugly class, except for the girl sitting down holding the skeleton's spine. She's moderately attractive. Everyone else is fugly, especially the guys. The guy with the afro and the open mouth looks like a retard hopped on crack, or Screech from "saved by the bell". The dude with the long hair and the gotee looks like a wannabe punk rock reject. The fat guy with the glasses... too much Dungeons and Dragons and McDonalds. And, what's with Granny holding her crotch? I'm glad that class is like the bottom .001% of most massage therapists in terms of attractiveness. I think all massage therapists should be at least moderately attractive.

Let's see your picture, Mr. Universe?

Why, do you need something to get off to?
Pic of your (presumably) hot SO while we're at it.

EX! EX! SO. Thanks. She was bi-polar and a jehovah witness... what the hell was I thinking...
So? Make with the pics, Casanova.

 

bluehorizon

Senior member
Jun 25, 2004
564
0
0
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Originally posted by: BAMAVOO
Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Wow... that's one really ugly class, except for the girl sitting down holding the skeleton's spine. She's moderately attractive. Everyone else is fugly, especially the guys. The guy with the afro and the open mouth looks like a retard hopped on crack, or Screech from "saved by the bell". The dude with the long hair and the gotee looks like a wannabe punk rock reject. The fat guy with the glasses... too much Dungeons and Dragons and McDonalds. And, what's with Granny holding her crotch? I'm glad that class is like the bottom .001% of most massage therapists in terms of attractiveness. I think all massage therapists should be at least moderately attractive.

Let's see your picture, Mr. Universe?

Why, do you need something to get off to?
Pic of your (presumably) hot SO while we're at it.

EX! EX! SO. Thanks. She was bi-polar and a jehovah witness... what the hell was I thinking...
So? Make with the pics, Casanova.

Lol yea, well at least she wasn't some grandma holding her crotch.

Sorry, no pics available. You'll just have to use your imagination. If you're feeling particularly adventurous, look up massage schools in Baltimore, MD and find a chick named Cassandra.
 

dquan97

Lifer
Jul 9, 2002
12,010
3
0
Citrix, it was a full body massage class. Got paired up with a hippie couple (read: hairy)
 

Fausto

Elite Member
Nov 29, 2000
26,521
2
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Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Originally posted by: BAMAVOO
Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Wow... that's one really ugly class, except for the girl sitting down holding the skeleton's spine. She's moderately attractive. Everyone else is fugly, especially the guys. The guy with the afro and the open mouth looks like a retard hopped on crack, or Screech from "saved by the bell". The dude with the long hair and the gotee looks like a wannabe punk rock reject. The fat guy with the glasses... too much Dungeons and Dragons and McDonalds. And, what's with Granny holding her crotch? I'm glad that class is like the bottom .001% of most massage therapists in terms of attractiveness. I think all massage therapists should be at least moderately attractive.

Let's see your picture, Mr. Universe?

Why, do you need something to get off to?
Pic of your (presumably) hot SO while we're at it.

EX! EX! SO. Thanks. She was bi-polar and a jehovah witness... what the hell was I thinking...
So? Make with the pics, Casanova.

Lol yea, well at least she wasn't some grandma holding her crotch.

Sorry, no pics available. You'll just have to use your imagination. If you're feeling particularly adventurous, look up massage schools in Baltimore, MD and find a chick named Cassandra.
So, you're admitting you're just another ugly geek talking smack on the internet? How amusing.

 

bluehorizon

Senior member
Jun 25, 2004
564
0
0
Originally posted by: Fausto

So, you're admitting you're just another ugly geek talking smack on the internet? How amusing.

I'm admitting I'm an "ugly geek" because I do not have a picture of an ex girlfriend? ASSume much, dumbass? :-D Don't be an idiot.
 

Fausto

Elite Member
Nov 29, 2000
26,521
2
0
Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Originally posted by: Fausto

So, you're admitting you're just another ugly geek talking smack on the internet? How amusing.

I'm admitting I'm an "ugly geek" because I do not have a picture of an ex girlfriend? ASSume much, dumbass? :-D Don't be an idiot.
You're being awfully coy about a pic of yourself or this fabled SO for one so quick to ASSess others' physical attributes.

 

NikPreviousAcct

No Lifer
Aug 15, 2000
52,763
1
0
Originally posted by: MustISO
Grow up, guys. He said it was being hosted from a classmate's husband's home connection. You guys think someone's going to have at least a T1 equivalent at home?

I agree with that but there are free pic hosting sites available.

I understand that. See sig. ;) However, many people don't. They need to be told, though. :) Even so, pic hosting sites do not serve all my http/ftp hosting needs so I still host from home anyway.