Chavez: U.S. caused earthquake, now using relief effort to invade Haiti

[spidey07]

This was just a test of our new earthquake weapon. Next we will move up the food chain and invade Belize.

The hell you do. My honeymoon is going to be on a private island in Belize.

 

[Brainonska511]

Must be something good if Chavez is getting involved.



That's the point though, we've got all these extremist to deal with in the world and nothing to fight them with because their supporters believe everything they spew ad nausea. It kind of makes you pine for the good ole days when your enemies could be blown up.

We've always had extremists and enemies to deal with in the world. Some extremists we have worked with and bolstered when it was in our interest and others we have subverted. Even more, we just ignore.

You can't go around just blowing the shit out of everyone without real cause. The world isn't a black and white place. Chavez might be an enemy, but we won't make many friends blowing Venezuela back to the Stone Age nor will we gain much by doing such. We can just ignore him and support the adjacent countries which don't like Chavez to keep his insane influence from spreading.

 

[CrackRabbit]

This was just a test of our new earthquake weapon. Next we will move up the food chain and invade Belize.

Cheap Bananas for everyone!

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

This is precious.

Oh the huge manatee!

 

[bfdd]

This is precious.

Oh the huge manatee!

one of my favorite memes...

seriously? Chavez is a dick no one was supposed to know about the earthquake machine for another 4 or 5 years.

 

[bfdd]

I'd like to add something, did anyone read the comments on the article that is about Chavez mentioning we, the USA, have an earth quake machine? I seriously peed my pants.

 

[Modelworks]

If the USA did cause the earthquake and we are now trying to invade and take over Haiti, then I want every American to rise up , find the stupid SOB that picked Haiti of all the countries and kick the crap out of them.

 

[Schadenfroh]

Earthquake Weapon? That speech gets my WTF award of the day.

 

[Nemesis 1]

If the USA did cause the earthquake and we are now trying to invade and take over Haiti, then I want every American to rise up , find the stupid SOB that picked Haiti of all the countries and kick the crap out of them.

Now this was funny . BOOO scared yet. LOL

 

[palehorse]

lol.. Chavez... always good for a laugh or two!

 

[Argo]

I *really* wish we did have a tectonic weapon and would use it on Chavez' house next.

 

[sciwizam]

I *really* wish we did have a tectonic weapon and would use it on Chavez' house next.

Buzz his house with a low pass by a SR-71?

 

[woolfe9999]

If you've ever seen the TV show Sanctuary, there is a giant spider that lives under the water and is able to control tectonic activity. The spider can be controlled via mind link with the proper technique. What no one has known, until Chavez blew the whole thing, is that the writers of that show are in possession of leaked, highly classified documents from the DoD. Damn, if it wasn't for those pesky Venezuleans, we would have gotten away with it too.

- wolf

 

[Pocatello]

It's always the quiet ones that you worry about, Chavez, not so much.

 

[Red Dawn]

Chavez needs to get with the program, it was God that did it, just ask Pat Roberstson.

 

[gsaldivar]

Chavez is a lunatic with a hard-on for the US.

Or maybe its the other way around?

 

[Red Dawn]

Or maybe its the other way around?

Are you telling me you don't laugh when Chavez says crazy shit?

 

[gsaldivar]

Are you telling me you don't laugh when Chavez says crazy shit?

I laugh wholeheartedly when both of these lunatics say crazy shit.

 

[Red Dawn]

I laugh wholeheartedly when both of these lunatics say crazy shit.

You seem to be the type that sits in a dark corner laughing uncontrollably over the things you hear in your head.

 

[gsaldivar]

You seem to be the type that sits in a dark corner laughing uncontrollably over the things you hear in your head.

Are you telling me you don't laugh when Obama says crazy shit?

 

[Red Dawn]

Are you telling me you don't laugh when Obama says crazy shit?

I'll let you know when I hear some.

Anyway this is about your boy Chavez, not Obama.

 

[Double Trouble]

Damn. I knew it! Those evil CIA bastards and their hurricane/earthquake weapons. Just shows our government incompetence though: instead of using our new tectonic toy as an excuse to take over Aruba, we take Haiti.

 

[Red Dawn]

Damn. I knew it! Those evil CIA bastards and their hurricane/earthquake weapons. Just shows our government incompetence though: instead of using our new tectonic toy as an excuse to take over Aruba, we take Haiti.

Well at least they didn't destroy the DR, the favorite vacation spot for Right Wing Pundits

 

[rudder]

Apparently Chavez has never been to Haiti. Please give me one good reason other than zombification technology why the U.S. would need/want to occupy Haiti?

 

[rudder]

Well at least they didn't destroy the DR, the favorite vacation spot for Right Wing Pundits

The Dominican Republic is also a great place to own some villas and get some tax-free rental income.