Dr. Zaus
Lifer
Please choose the best story, I will post the dismembered body of the loser
Chariots,
Once upon a time it was a dark and stormy night, and there were Chariots. They were the best kind of Chariots, for they were Chariot Chariots. Indeed, their Chariotness was so indescribable that I can't even describe it. Also, there was a multiverse, so the Chariots had evil doppelgangers, known only as the Non-Chariot Chariots. Bruce Lee was the Chosen Chariot who had to defeat all the Evil Non-Chariot Chariots before they destroyed the planet Earth. Then Gordon Freeman said, “Look out bro!” to Gordon Ramsey. “Piss off!” said Gordon Ramsey, back to Gordon Freeman. Then Rainbow Dash farted, and they decorated the town of Ravendhodlmntown with dead penguins, and everyone was happy.
The End
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Le Char
The sun dropped dew sparkled on the mid autumn leaves as chariots raced in the chariot hills. They had a sound that could only be described as "...chariots..." in that whimsical boy-hood fashion when a young coming of age lad first sees the sparkling wheels. The chariot sound among chariot hills was the most authentic chariot sound among that warm Fall. It was the Fall I truly learned of my lifelong love as I worked an apprenticeship in chariot town at the chariot factory. That was the Fall I met my lifelong love Chariotte, but alas it was forbidden as I had no chariot of my own and she was the daughter of a wealthy chariot baron. It was the Fall I went on a chariot filled quest among the chariot filled chariot hills for the finest chariot in a world ripe with fine chariots.
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Chariots,
Once upon a time it was a dark and stormy night, and there were Chariots. They were the best kind of Chariots, for they were Chariot Chariots. Indeed, their Chariotness was so indescribable that I can't even describe it. Also, there was a multiverse, so the Chariots had evil doppelgangers, known only as the Non-Chariot Chariots. Bruce Lee was the Chosen Chariot who had to defeat all the Evil Non-Chariot Chariots before they destroyed the planet Earth. Then Gordon Freeman said, “Look out bro!” to Gordon Ramsey. “Piss off!” said Gordon Ramsey, back to Gordon Freeman. Then Rainbow Dash farted, and they decorated the town of Ravendhodlmntown with dead penguins, and everyone was happy.
The End
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Le Char
The sun dropped dew sparkled on the mid autumn leaves as chariots raced in the chariot hills. They had a sound that could only be described as "...chariots..." in that whimsical boy-hood fashion when a young coming of age lad first sees the sparkling wheels. The chariot sound among chariot hills was the most authentic chariot sound among that warm Fall. It was the Fall I truly learned of my lifelong love as I worked an apprenticeship in chariot town at the chariot factory. That was the Fall I met my lifelong love Chariotte, but alas it was forbidden as I had no chariot of my own and she was the daughter of a wealthy chariot baron. It was the Fall I went on a chariot filled quest among the chariot filled chariot hills for the finest chariot in a world ripe with fine chariots.
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