Charlie Sheen trying to buy the dodgers

[brainhulk]

http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/dish/201107/charlie-sheen-working-buy-dodgers

The National Enquirer's Mike Walker says it's Sheen's life-long dream to be part of Major League Baseball, and the TV star has been making urgent calls to his Hollywood buddies to form a group of investors for a surprise run at the Dodgers.

dodger dogs, hookers, blow. yes pls

 

[Fingolfin269]

Any bets that he would sign himself as the closer?

 

[SlowSpyder]

Everytime the Dodgers are ahead during a game, they could have a huge lit up sign that says, "Winning!"

 

[thegimp03]

I doubt anyone would want to go in on a business deal of this size with him. However, I'd like to see him buy the team just for the lulz it will bring a Giants fan like myself.

 

[sactoking]

Is it possible to have a negative probability of happening? If so, this is one of those instances.

If the MLB stuffed shirts and ought-to-be-dead owners will torpedo the efforts of Mark Cuban, a proven winner as an owner with legitimate wealth and stability, to buy a team there's no way in hell they let Sheen get a % of a team.

 

[ElFenix]

winning

 

[Powermoloch]

winning

 

[BornStar]

Any bets that he would sign himself as the closer?

He would be great as long as he has his glasses.

 

[sdifox]

Henceforth the LA Dodgers shall be known as LA Warlocks.

 

[DrPizza]

Everytime the Dodgers are ahead during a game, they could have a huge lit up sign that says, "Winning!"

You win the thread.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Owning a team would be the only way he'd get a job that he wouldn't get fired from.

 

[dabuddha]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qHX493bB3U

 

[SP33Demon]

He could have PPS bobblehead night every month (Previous Pr0n Star).

 

[OCGuy]

As an Angel fan I am for this.

 

[GuitarDaddy]

He could hire some of his godesses for ball girls, they have much experience with balls.

 

[preslove]

Is it possible to have a negative probability of happening? If so, this is one of those instances.

If the MLB stuffed shirts and ought-to-be-dead owners will torpedo the efforts of Mark Cuban, a proven winner as an owner with legitimate wealth and stability, to buy a team there's no way in hell they let Sheen get a % of a team.

This.

He could hire some of his godesses for ball girls, they have much experience with balls.

Both goddesses left him.

 

[Zedtom]

Nice try for attempting to generate some publicity for his disintegrating career, but as sactoking alluded to above...major league baseball is a conservative organization. The last thing they need after dealing with the ownership drama with the Dodgers is a drug crazed egomaniac trying to make a fantasy out of thin air.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Nice try for attempting to generate some publicity for his disintegrating career, but as sactoking alluded to above...major league baseball is a conservative organization. The last thing they need after dealing with the ownership drama with the Dodgers is a drug crazed egomaniac trying to make a fantasy out of thin air.

Yeah... but if the team gets sold out of probate they might not have a choice! :biggrin:
The only possible outcome better than Mark Cuban is Charlie Sheen. Tiger blood for everyone!