Charlie and the Chocolate Factory rant

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: ArtVandalay

Originally posted by: 733SHiFTY
I heard the movie was hot

With Johnny Depp in it how could it not be hot?

All quotes fixed.

 

[CRXican]

I don't even remember those lines. Must have been one of the times when the chick I was with was sucking on my finger. Good lord I couldn't focus when she did that.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Toasthead
I think this was supposed to have taken place in a time when poeple REPECTED their elders. If someone older than you told you not to talk at the table you stopped talking.

Todays generation knows that they won't get backhanded into next Tuesday...

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: CRXican
I don't even remember those lines. Must have been one of the times when the chick I was with was sucking on my finger. Good lord I couldn't focus when she did that.

you sure that wasn't that creepy dude sitting next to you?

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
If I were Charlie, I'd be like: STFU BITCH! If it weren't for me, you WOULDN'T EVEN have this FVCKING dinner! You'd still be living outside in your raggedly-ass slanted wooden home eating fvcking lettuce soup! I talk about whatever the fvck I want at the dinner table, especially business because that's paying for all this fvcking turkey and corn! So fvck off and get me more pie!

You'll go far in life son...

 

[So]

Originally posted by: hungfarover
I hate - well, not relly - to be "ye bumper of olde threads", but I just had to because I don't want anyone else to waste their money on this movie.

It was terrible. Don't see it. Rent the original. It was better.

I absolutely loved it. IMO, way better than the original, and I'm a fan of Roald Dahl's writing. I felt that this was more true to his style (although I haven't read the book, so i'm basing it off witches, James & The Giant Peach, Matilda, and, of course, You Only Live Twice 😉)

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

This version sucked, The original Oompa Loompa's could beat the hell out of the new ones. And the Original Oompa Loompa's were better singers.

I was not impressed with the movie at all.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
This version sucked, The original Oompa Loompa's could beat the hell out of the new ones. And the Original Oompa Loompa's were better singers.

I was not impressed with the movie at all.

You should have auditioned.

 

[ssvegeta1010]

Originally posted by: Juice Box
lol..."Flags of the World"...that sh!t cracked me up

 

What do you expect. The grandparents were all swingers, sleeping in the same bed and all.

 

[Slvrtg277]

I saw this as well as the Bad News Bears remake in the same night. I though both originals were better.

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: dwell
What do you expect. The grandparents were all swingers, sleeping in the same bed and all.

I found that VERY convenient how they were magically out of bed and at the table at the end there...must be the chocolate

 

[intogamer]

LOL😀

 

[CRXican]

Originally posted by: Juice Box

Originally posted by: CRXican
I don't even remember those lines. Must have been one of the times when the chick I was with was sucking on my finger. Good lord I couldn't focus when she did that.

you sure that wasn't that creepy dude sitting next to you?

I hope not, that dude was my friend. After the movie he said to me "I thought I was going to see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, not a porno."

 

[liluqt]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
So I went to go see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory the other day and there was this one scene where Willy Wonka, Charlie, and Charlie's family were all sitting around the dinner table. The scene went something like this:

Willy Wonka: Charlie, what do you think about raspberry kites?
Charlie: With licorice instead of strings?
Charlie's mom: Boys, no business at the dinner table.

If I were Charlie, I'd be like: STFU BITCH! If it weren't for me, you WOULDN'T EVEN have this FVCKING dinner! You'd still be living outside in your raggedly-ass slanted wooden home eating fvcking lettuce soup! I talk about whatever the fvck I want at the dinner table, especially business because that's paying for all this fvcking turkey and corn! So fvck off and get me more pie!

I dunno. That dialogue sorta bothered me a little.

It was cabbage soup that they had every night, not lettuce. :laugh:

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: CRXican

Originally posted by: Juice Box

Originally posted by: CRXican
I don't even remember those lines. Must have been one of the times when the chick I was with was sucking on my finger. Good lord I couldn't focus when she did that.

you sure that wasn't that creepy dude sitting next to you?

I hope not, that dude was my friend. After the movie he said to me "I thought I was going to see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, not a porno."

so he was staring at your finger/girlfriend rather than the movie....some friend! 😛

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: CRXican

Originally posted by: Juice Box

Originally posted by: CRXican
I don't even remember those lines. Must have been one of the times when the chick I was with was sucking on my finger. Good lord I couldn't focus when she did that.

you sure that wasn't that creepy dude sitting next to you?

I hope not, that dude was my friend. After the movie he said to me "I thought I was going to see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, not a porno."

man your sister is a freak.

 

[blakeatwork]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: CRXican

Originally posted by: Juice Box

Originally posted by: CRXican
I don't even remember those lines. Must have been one of the times when the chick I was with was sucking on my finger. Good lord I couldn't focus when she did that.

you sure that wasn't that creepy dude sitting next to you?

I hope not, that dude was my friend. After the movie he said to me "I thought I was going to see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, not a porno."

man your sister is a freak.

Kids still make out in the bloody theatre these days??? Whatever happened to good ole fashioned backseat bangin? Or snoggin at the local playground? Or hell, when her parents go to sleep?

Like the damn floors arent; bloody sticky enough without some 14 year old penis-goo all over the damned floors...

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: hungfarover
I hate - well, not relly - to be "ye bumper of olde threads", but I just had to because I don't want anyone else to waste their money on this movie.

It was terrible. Don't see it. Rent the original. It was better.

I absolutely loved it. IMO, way better than the original, and I'm a fan of Roald Dahl's writing. I felt that this was more true to his style (although I haven't read the book, so i'm basing it off witches, James & The Giant Peach, Matilda, and, of course, You Only Live Twice 😉)

Don't forget Titty Titty Bang Bang....errr...I mean, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

 

[suse920]

😱

 

[Anonemous]

i wonder if they are going to make "The Twits" 🙂