Originally posted by: TastesLikeChicken
Originally posted by: Moonbeam
Originally posted by: TastesLikeChicken
Originally posted by: Vic
I hear torture worked well at the Salem witch trials too. :roll:
Because, like witches, terrorists don't really exist?
What are you talking about you big buffoon, witches and terrorists do exist and under torture I could get you to agree. But they have to exist because the folk so accused admitted as much. The folk who were tortured as witches confessed that they were. How much more evidence that witches exist can you get. And the folk tortured as terrorists also admitted as much. Both confessed both are real and both should be burned at the stake.
Now if you want to argue, torture free of course, that under torture people will admit to what isn't true, for example that they are witches or terrorists when in fact they are not, then perhaps we can agree. And in that case we will see that the point about witches and terrorists is that torture will produce any result you desire, real or not, and that is the essential point, that we don't know if terrorists who admit to being terrorists via torture are any more terrorists than people who admit to being witches are witches which we have reason, these days to suspect they are not.
What I'm talking about, you little twit, is that in the real world, the one you don't seem to exist in along with some of your other cohorts in here, witches of the type tried in Salem don't actually exist. Unfortunately, terrorists are real. In fact, I challenge you and anyone else in here to test that claim. I will put you in a building and have a self-proclaimed witch cast a spell on you while a terrorist is flying a plane loaded with jet fuel directly at the building. Do you think your going to succumb to the pox first or die in a big fireball/building collapse?
I already stated previously that if you can prove there was coercion in the guy's confession and show that it was extracted via torture, please do. Otherwise it's just a pathetic excuse for the usual dolts in here to go stand on their torture soapbox and stroke themselves over their superior moral code.
I believe tests were actually done to prove the witches were witches. I don't remember the details, a bit weak on history you see, but I fancy it was something like putting them in bound in a big cloth bag with 100lb of rocks and throwing them into a river. If they got out by the grace of God that would prove they weren't witches, when of course, all it proved is that witches won't use witchcraft if it helps to cause others to believe in God. But naturally for simple people like yourself with low thresholds of proof, that was all the proof they needed that they were witches.
So rest assured, that while you claim that witches aren't real, you haven't proved your case and the proof you proposed to perform means absolutely nothing. For all I know, it might be a part of the witches covenant that they don't do big buildings. You just think there are no witches but you don't know. And since it's you making the claim it's you that needs to prove it. Good luck. I'm absolutely convinced that an imbecilic pedant like me will be able to demagogue any proof you come up with out to infinity.
Oh my God, I'm having visions of Scotty, in his Scottish brogue, exclaiming, You mean I came billions of miles to tell people that witches don't exist? What a trip! OK now you airheads like Vic and Moonie gather round. 'THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS WITCHES'
OK Scotty, thank you so much. You can get back on the Enterprise now and fly the billions of miles back up your ass.
Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Witch is dead!
Mayor
As Mayor of the Munchkin City, In the County of the Land of Oz, I welcome you most regally.
Barrister
But we've got to verify it legally, to see
Mayor
To see?
Barrister
If she
Mayor
If she?
Barrister
Is morally, ethic'lly
Father No.1
Spiritually, physically
Father No. 2
Positively, absolutely
Munchkins
Undeniably and reliably Dead
Coroner
As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her.
And she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead.
Mayor
Then this is a day of Independence For all the Munchkins and their descendants
Barrister
If any.
Mayor
Yes, let the joyous news be spread The wicked Old Witch at last id dead!