Characteristics of the Perfect Girlfriend

CaptainKahuna

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25 Characteristics of the Perfect Girl

1.) Gives good backrubs
2.) Is a good dancer, but understands if you're not
3.) Always laughs at your jokes, even if they're juvinille
4.) Doesn't get grossed out too easily
5.) Does random nice things for you
6.) Can make at least one really good food item
7.) Is able to converse about sports
8.) Loves it when you compliment her
9.) Be clingy at times, but give you your space when needed
10.) Understands that shopping is a large waste of time
11.) Does cute "girly" things
12.) Looks great even when she's not trying
13.) Knows that she can look great even when she's not trying
14.) Doesn't drink, unless it's with you
15.) Loves being close to you
16.) Checks you out and doesn't pretend she wasn't
17.) Compliments you on your muscles, whether deserving or not
18.) Is faithful
19.) Melts at corny/cheesy lines or actions
20.) Makes other girls jealous she has you
21.) Knows that to say you're whipped ensures you wont act like it
22.) Has a sex drive, and only halfway hides it
23.) Isn't ditzy, but can be goofy
24.) Makes half joking come ons in front of your friends
25.) Knows that sometimes women just defer to men
 

godspeedx

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mm I could make a few changes, it's pretty hard to lay out the "perfect" girl in a list.
 

DaWhim

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GoodGirls: go to heaven
BadGirls: go everywhere

GoodGirls: think your request for oral sex is disgusting
BadGirls: be afraid, be very afraid

GoodGirls: chew their food 32 times before swallowing
BadGirls: almost always swallow

GoodGirls: use expensive creams to keep their faces soft & smooth
BadGirls: sometimes let you give them a facial

GoodGirls: think BadGirls are sluts
BadGirls: don't care what GoodGirls think

GoodGirls: buy fancy soap to shower with
BadGirls: like to play 'drop the soap' in the shower

GoodGirls: would never make too much noise during sex
BadGirls: the Police don't bother to investigate the neighbor's complaints anymore

GoodGirls: would never be caught looking at a man's buns or crotch in public
BadGirls: never get caught grabbing her man's buns or crotch in public

GoodGirls: never dress so that too much is showing
BadGirls: always know exactly how much is showing

GoodGirls: will tease you and play hard to get
BadGirls: will tease you until you get as hard as you get

GoodGirls: think a good man is hard to find
BadGirls: think a hard man is good to find

 

ElMono

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Originally posted by: CaptainKahuna
Recieved this list in an email, tell me what you guys think.
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25 Characteristics of the Perfect Girl

1.) Gives good backrubs
2.) Is a good dancer, but understands if you're not
3.) Always laughs at your jokes, even if they're juvinille
4.) Doesn't get grossed out too easily
5.) Does random nice things for you
6.) Can make at least one really good food item
7.) Is able to converse about sports
8.) Loves it when you compliment her
9.) Be clingy at times, but give you your space when needed
10.) Understands that shopping is a large waste of time
11.) Does cute "girly" things
12.) Looks great even when she's not trying
13.) Knows that she can look great even when she's not trying
14.) Doesn't drink, unless it's with you
15.) Loves being close to you
16.) Checks you out and doesn't pretend she wasn't
17.) Compliments you on your muscles, whether deserving or not
18.) Is faithful
19.) Melts at corny/cheesy lines or actions
20.) Makes other girls jealous she has you
21.) Knows that to say you're whipped ensures you wont act like it
22.) Has a sex drive, and only halfway hides it
23.) Isn't ditzy, but can be goofy
24.) Makes half joking come ons in front of your friends
25.) Knows that sometimes women just defer to men

Believe it or not, everything on this list describes my fiance. And, no, I'm not deluded.
 
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Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons

Good girls wax their floors
Bad girls wax their bikini line

Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies
Bad girls know they could do it better

Good girls wear white cotton panties
Bad girls don't wear any

Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls
Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls

Good girls pack their toothbrush
Bad girls pack their diaphragms

Good girls own only one credit card and rarely use it
Bad girls own only one bra and rarely use it

Good girls wear high heels to work
Bad girls wear high heels to bed

Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romance
Bad girls think no place is the wrong place

Good girls prefer the missionary position
Bad girls do too, but only for starters

Good girls say no
Bad girls say when?

Good girls go to the party, go home, then go to bed.
Bad girls go to the party, go to bed and then go home

</DaWhim>

:D

- M4H
 

Nocturnal

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I'd like to add my own.

She has to:

Be able to sing
Smell really nice both without perfumes and what have you
Have nice nails, NO nail biting!!!
Have nice toes!
 

Electric Amish

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I think they used the wrong "B"-word for #1.

3.) Always laughs at your jokes, even if they're juvinille

Apparently the perfect woman doesn't need a comprehensive knowledge of spelling and grammar.
 

amcdonald

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Only hotties need apply.
Shouldn't steal my stuff.
I like my women hairy... hairy as hell.
Must have titties and a badunk-a-dunk butt.
Gotta have strong legs, especially at the knees.
I like stretchmarks... must have a c-section scar.
Gotta love ta hump. Gotta love to bone.