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Changing underwear every few days

I don't really see the point in changing your underwear...

My underwear (4 weeks and going strong!)
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...problem is with underwear, you really do not want them to be "going strong." 😛
 
I just hang them outside for an hour or two, and I dont have any odor or wetness problems...
 
Originally posted by: EULA
Originally posted by: db
Nobody can be this dim. So what's the real reason for the original post?
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well, I once was called the parody king...
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Dear:

[ ] Clueless n00b
[ ] Lamer
[ ] Ricer
[ ] kid with no clue
[ ] Flamebait
[X] Jackass
[ ] Lazy person
[ ] Me too'er
[ ] Spammer
[X] Idiot
[ ] Asterik-laden adjective
[X] Pointless Thread Starter

You Are Being Flamed Because:

[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You said "me too" to something or "Send ______"
[ ] You asked for w@rez
[ ] You don't know what you're talking about
[ ] You posted a thread that deserved pics, and no pics were found
[ ] You posted "postcount++" or any variation
[X] You suck
[ ] Your post title has nothing to do with the content
[ ] You complained about something you got for free/low cost
[ ] You are not the grammer police
[ ] You hate the US or its policies yet will not leave
[ ] You started a flamewar thread
[ ] You are b!tching about something you have no right to b!tch about
[ ] You asked for medical help on a computer forum
[ ] You did not finish your title, making searching futile
[ ] You like ricers
[ ] You are a ricer
[ ] You asked how to mod a honda
[ ] You tried to build a system even though you have NO clue how to do it
[ ] Your sig/alias sucks
[ ] You did not listen to a smarter member or ignored advice
[ ] You need use the damn search button
[ ] You posted in the wrong forum
[ ] You said any version of "repost"
[X] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You posted a topic/message all written in CAPS
[ ] You posted spam
[X] Your stupidity is astounding
[ ] You used the words 'suxors' and/or 'roxors'
[ ] You posted "FIRST POST!"
[ ] You are quitting the boards for good...again
[ ] You complained about the Mods

To Repent, You Must:

[ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/MSN/Planet Internet account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[X] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Listen to Moonbeam for 3 hours
[ ] Become friends with Red Dawn
[ ] Kiss Luvly full on the mouth, assuming she can take her foot out
[ ] Pry the Caps Lock and Shift keys from your keyboard
[ ] Read the damned FAQ
[ ] Post some damn pics
[ ] Go hug your parents right now
[ ] Remove the <insert forum here> forum from your list
[ ] Read the manual / instructions
[X] Remove your genitalia so you do not breed
[ ] Repenting is not possible. you are banned.
[ ] Use the damned search function
[ ] Post in the right damned forum
[ ] Put your car into a crusher
[ ] Apologize to everybody on these boards
[ ] Actually leave the boards for good
[ ] Perform sexual favors on the Mods

Thank you.

With thanks to those that developed the form.
 
you forgot the following,


[] let your AOL account expire
[] were born ugly
[] asked a question about the game
[] made a sad attempt to flame
[] forgot your password
[] asked for relationship advice

For this outrage you will be receiving a...

[] Warning
[] Beating
[] Public Execution
[] Banning
[] Vacation into Exile
[] Fine

Immediately do the following:

[] Turn over your account to the nearest vet
[] Find a cult and commit ritual suicide
[] Sign up for another free 700 hours of AOL; then proceed to use them at goat.cx (Disclaimer, nobody should go to that site)
[] Leave and never return
[] Move out of your parents basement
[] Find a girlfriend who actually produces heat
[] I did say leave, so why are you reading this?
[] I didn't say leave, so ignore the last one
 
not to mistake you, but I do actually cycle through about 5 pairs... I just dont see a need to wash them or buy new ones, especially with that repair kit.
 
Originally posted by: EULA
you forgot the following,


[] let your AOL account expire
[] were born ugly
[] asked a question about the game
[] made a sad attempt to flame
[] forgot your password
[] asked for relationship advice

For this outrage you will be receiving a...

[] Warning
[] Beating
[] Public Execution
[] Banning
[] Vacation into Exile
[] Fine

Immediately do the following:

[] Turn over your account to the nearest vet
[] Find a cult and commit ritual suicide
[] Sign up for another free 700 hours of AOL; then proceed to use them at goat.cx (Disclaimer, nobody should go to that site)
[] Leave and never return
[] Move out of your parents basement
[] Find a girlfriend who actually produces heat
[] I did say leave, so why are you reading this?
[] I didn't say leave, so ignore the last one
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Work on the two things for repenting you must do, then come talk to me. 😉

 
Originally posted by: EULA
I remember once upon a time there were many parody threads...

even parodies of parodies
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So you've either been a lurker for ages, or you've rejoined after a ban/leaving ?



-10/10
 
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