Chair leg in eye socket.

[StinkyPinky]

That would make a great pick up line.

Girl: Oooh, I love your raspy voice. So manly.
Guy: Yeah, I got that when an entire chair was shoved down my eye socket.
Girl: ....

 

[Whisper]

Originally posted by: Tyrant222
so i wonder what it takes to go to jail there. and i have no clue how they restored his vision, somehow the leg must have missed the eyeball? but the pics show it pretty much in the entire socket.

Well, it said the chair was "hurled during a brawl," or something to that effect, so my guess is that the lawyer attempted to state that although the defendant was negligent in his hurling of the chair, he did not aim it specifically at the guy who took the hit. Just a guess, though.

 

[Apex]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
"It?s a blessing in a sense this young man was not killed or really seriously harmed."

So what exactly is their definition of "really seriously harmed?"


"Doctor? Can you reattach a severed head after it's passed through an industrial meat grinder?"

This is Madness!

This is AUSTRALIAAAAAAA!!!

 

[mobobuff]

Oh, oh, so you have a peg leg eh? Well I can top that....

 

[Goosemaster]

losing my balls would suck....