Dear people of 1999,
I am writing to you from the year 2006 - I'm not sure how I'm doing this or how long it will last. Unfortunately, I have paid attention to nothing for the past 7 years so I can't tell you who to bet on in the superbowl, or what stocks are going to win. I do know that your leader, Lance Bass, is gay, so maybe you all can make some money off of that.
Sincerely,
Futureman