Cell Phone in the Bathroom

[oogabooga]

There had better be a damned good reason why you're talking to me on the phone and using the bathroom. You're bladder better be ready to burst and you had better be walking me through disarming a bomb, being my lifeline on who wants to be a millionaire, etc...

 

[dfuze]

Originally posted by: loup garou
Voice -- no.
Text/email -- sure.

:thumbsup:

 

[meltdown75]

yes, only because hopefully one day while reaching for the TP, the cell will slip and fall down through their legs right onto the logs.

 

[DivideBYZero]

OP, you should add a Poll option for those willing to plant a brown Daisy while on the phone.

 

[zinfamous]

brown clown, mud munkey, brown daisy....

keep 'em coming folks.

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: zinfamous
brown clown, mud munkey, brown daisy....

keep 'em coming folks.

You forgot "layin cable." :laugh:

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: loup garou

Originally posted by: zinfamous
brown clown, mud munkey, brown daisy....

keep 'em coming folks.

You forgot "layin cable." :laugh:

Also, 'Pinch off a loaf'.

 

[49erinnc]

I'm sure some here have sat on the throne with their laptop as well.

On a slightly related note to the OP's post, I ruined a cell phone once by constantly having it in the bathroom while I showered. Guess it should be common sense but I never really thought anything of it. The phone eventually started screwing up and had to be tossed. The service rep. guy took it apart and said that condensation had pretty much F'd it up.

So, just another reason to always leave your cell outside the bathroom, regardless of what you're doing in there.

 

[nweaver]

I don't even think it's the other end of the call, I just don't want o listen to that while I am working on big duke. Give me some peace and quiet please, it's my 4 minutes of quiet during the day.

 

[geecee]

I've seen guys here at the office standing over a urinal while simultaneously talking or texting on their Blackberry. That's just nasty. Not to mention are you so important that you can't put down your phone/Blackberry to spend 1-2 min to answer nature's call?

EDIT: Spelling

 

[BlancoNino]

The other day I was sending a text message to a friend while peeing. The phone slipped out of my hand and went right into the toilet. What really sucks is the realization of the only possible way to get it out as fast as possible. Gross.

 

[Bryophyte]

I walked into the bathroom at Lowe's not long ago, and there was a woman in a stall loudly conducting what was obviously a business call, so I chose the stall right next to hers, flushed the toilet twice, peed, flushed it two or three more times, banged the door open so the stalls shook, then washed my hands and used the accursed air drier instead of paper to dry my hands. I think at some point I had a coughing fit. What's sad is that she just kept on going, talking and talking and talking the whole time.

 

[CraigRT]

Originally posted by: loup garou
Voice -- no.
Text/email -- sure.

i'm agreeing

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: nweaver
It's just wrong.....

:thumbsup:

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

 

[pontifex]

I think I talked to my friend while he was having sex with his wife once.

 

[Syrch]

Originally posted by: Drakkon

Originally posted by: loup garou
Voice -- no.
Text/email -- sure.

only if the sound is muted...i think its a little wierd when i hear beeps in the stall next to me.

 

[Raduque]

I absolutely hate it when a customer calls in while on the can, I can always tell. I feel like saying "Will you PLEASE call back when your done on the fvking toilet!" I noticed that women seem to do it more often then men, too.

 

[Turin39789]

I believe that the "no talking whatsoever" rule for public restrooms covers this question nicely.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: loup garou

Originally posted by: zinfamous
brown clown, mud munkey, brown daisy....

keep 'em coming folks.

You forgot "layin cable." :laugh:

Also, 'Pinch off a loaf'.

dropping the kids off at the pool.

 

[KeithTalent]

This thread and all it's, um, descriptive metaphors, effectively ended my lunch.

Thanks.

 

[hzl eyed grl]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
This thread and all it's, um, descriptive metaphors, effectively ended my lunch.

Thanks.

Wuss!

And as for the topic: I don't care either way.

 

[Fiat1]

Hi Betty, Oh hold on I just have to drop the kids off at the pool.

 

[DVK916]

No for public and private restooms. This is just disgusting. Even in your own home and your own bathroom. It is vile and disgusting.

 

[ebaycj]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
As long as the other party cannot hear the brown clown hit the water you're good.

 

[0roo0roo]

reminds me of that funny story by david sedaris, lets just say if the person on the phone claims they are trying to open a stubborn jar, they are in the bathroom oh the strain, its on so tight! arghhhf!