celebrities you would like to punch dead in the face?

spaceman

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bam margera would be no 1 on my list.
hes a tosser compared with the other jackass people.
i just cant fuckin stand him.
 

amdhunter

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May 19, 2003
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Angelina Jolie. I can't frikken stand her for some reason. I wish her lips would explode or something.
 

spaceman

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Dec 4, 2000
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Originally posted by: amdhunter
Angelina Jolie. I can't frikken stand her for some reason. I wish her lips would explode or something.

she's definitely over exposed.
im not sure how much of it is her fault.
she doesnt grate on me nearly as much as bam but i get where you are coming from.
 

Chryso

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Originally posted by: amdhunter
Angelina Jolie. I can't frikken stand her for some reason. I wish her lips would explode or something.

I would also like to bust something on her lips.
 

McCarthy

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Originally posted by: amdhunter
Angelina Jolie. I can't frikken stand her for some reason. I wish her lips would explode or something.

She used to bother me, or rather, her fans did. Those lips aren't sexy the same way FFF breast size isn't. Her character over the past few years has more than made up for how she used to annoy me.
 

child of wonder

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Flava Flav or however you spell that Neanderthal's name.

(not a racist comment, just commenting on how stupid he is)
 

AlienCraft

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Originally posted by: clowntard
bam margera would be no 1 on my list.
hes a tosser compared with the other jackass people.
i just cant fuckin stand him.
I would put him right behind Rush Limbaugh, and let that fat asshole fall on him and crush him with his enormous blowhard-ness.
Win - win !!

 

Genx87

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Apr 8, 2002
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1. Tia Tequila - Is there anybody more annoying and less talented on tv atm?
2. Every cast of the real world - whiny babies
3. Michael "I love chocolate cake" Moore - Speechless
 

sjwaste

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Originally posted by: clowntard
bam margera would be no 1 on my list.
hes a tosser compared with the other jackass people.
i just cant fuckin stand him.

This comes up every now and again with my friends, except its if we could kick one celebrity in the nuts.

For me, its always a toss up between Tom Cruise and Bono. It's just hard to pick.
 

Riverhound777

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Originally posted by: clowntard
bam margera would be no 1 on my list.
hes a tosser compared with the other jackass people.
i just cant fuckin stand him.

The problem with punching Bam is that it wouldn't phase him. There really isn't much you could do to him that would effect him apart from maybe punching his mom, which would be lame since she's really nice. Hell you could take a chainsaw to his car... oh wait, he's already done it.
 

jonks

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Feb 7, 2005
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Most of the fox news 'personalities', but KO too for balance.

Eddie Murphy. Maybe it would knock him back to being funny like he was in 80s/90s.

Would it be illegal to say GWB? If yes, then Cheney.

Mike Myers for the Love Guru.

Mike Tyson, so I could say I did, but only if he was restrained during and euthanized after.

Carmen Electra. So hot, yet only dates/marries scumbags ruining all attraction I had for her.

The makers of Date Movie/Epic Movie/Meet the Spartans/Superhero Movie/etc, ad nauseum.

Subway's Jared.

God.

Originally posted by: sjwaste
For me, its always a toss up between Tom Cruise and Bono. It's just hard to pick.

Just wait till Tom's going down on Bono and you get 2 for 1.
 

Scarpozzi

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Jun 13, 2000
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Rosie O'Donnell...

Actually, I'm going to extend that to anyone who's ever been on the View.