Caught in an embarassing situation

[djheater]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: LcarsSystem

Originally posted by: jagec
http://joshspage.tripod.com/images/cartoon.jpg

tripod blows...

So sex is the same right?

yeap. well except the sperm comes out green and smells of cheese. but you get used to it after a few shots..

Same amount of fluid. No funny smell or taste reported, fyi.

you sure? i think you need to smell and taste it more.

I leave those tasks to experienced professionals, thank you very much. She says it's not noticeably different, that's good enough for me.

she just does nto want to make you feel bad and heck she may like cheese!

She likesl cheese a lot actually. FTW!

 

[five40]

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a thread.
Rusty harpoon.
Loke: "Should have told her to get under the desk." Waggy: "Can't. they do not want Virgina fluid, saliva, or other.." Loke: "Is she a paraplegic?"
Vagina's for hands?!
No Virginia fluid? What about Kentucky jelly?

You guys killed me.

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: LcarsSystem

Originally posted by: jagec
http://joshspage.tripod.com/images/cartoon.jpg

tripod blows...

So sex is the same right?

yeap. well except the sperm comes out green and smells of cheese. but you get used to it after a few shots..

Same amount of fluid. No funny smell or taste reported, fyi.

you sure? i think you need to smell and taste it more.

I leave those tasks to experienced professionals, thank you very much. She says it's not noticeably different, that's good enough for me.

she just does nto want to make you feel bad and heck she may like cheese!

She likesl cheese a lot actually. FTW!

BEHOLD.... the power of cheese.

 

[j00fek]

Originally posted by: Molondo
Owned. PIcs of her reaction?

:thumbsup:

 

[Tiamat]

Originally posted by: Molondo
Owned. PIcs of her reaction?

 

[eLiu]

hahahaha

 

[y2kc]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
I was supposed to do those follow-ups, samples, etc. I never went back; just took the chance. 2 more months of protected sex, then no more condoms. So far, no more kids, so I assume I'm firing blanks.

same here.

 

[loic2003]

So how does it work? Do you still shoot out fluid but your little swimmers there stay in your balls? Excuse the ignorance, but I've not read up on vasectomies....

 

[Fritzo]

When I did mine, I just had to turn in a sample at 8 weeks, 3 months, and 6 months. They wanted it in a condom.

My funny story? My doctor's name was Dr. Dick Tapper (not a joke- his real name!), and the nurse that assisted him was a FLAMING homosexual. Yeah, that was a bit uncomfortable.

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: loic2003
So how does it work? Do you still shoot out fluid but your little swimmers there stay in your balls? Excuse the ignorance, but I've not read up on vasectomies....

They cut the cord leading from your nuts to the elivery mechanism... the prostrate is what secretes a lot of the fluid that accompanies the soldiers... so that still happens. The cord in your nut is sewn shut, the swimmers continue to be produced for a while and any that fall out into your scrotum are taken care of by your immune system, eventually your body cuts way back on production and the ones that are produced get killed.

The checkup is to make sure that your body didn't figure out a clever way to reattach the ends of the cords which does occasionally happen.

(I'm not a doctor, but I read up on it before I did it, 'course I could have some stuff mixed up so talk to a urologist.

Originally posted by: Fritzo
When I did mine, I just had to turn in a sample at 8 weeks, 3 months, and 6 months. They wanted it in a condom.

My funny story? My doctor's name was Dr. Dick Tapper (not a joke- his real name!), and the nurse that assisted him was a FLAMING homosexual. Yeah, that was a bit uncomfortable.

Didn't you post that here? I think I remember it.
My urologist was a nice guy around 35, and all his nurses were pretty girls, they were very sweet.