Caught in an embarassing situation

[djheater]

After a vasectomy you need to give a couple of samples so they can make sure the pipes are clean before you can go bareback. My urologist said 12 ejaculations, then a sample, then 12 more and a sample and if both are clean I'm good to go.

...Anyway, so I was asking my wife where she put the sample cups and papers and she said, "Oh well you have to go like 12 times, so... it'll be a couple more weeks or so..."
My response? "They're not counting by yours dear"



muwahahah

 

[fbrdphreak]

 

[Molondo]

Owned. PIcs of her reaction?

 

[thehstrybean]

Wow...just wow...

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: Molondo
Owned. PIcs of her reaction?

Confused silence... I think there are places she won't let her mind go. That's probably a good thing for our relationship.

 

[PinmasterJay]

Originally posted by: fbrdphreak

That was probably her reaction as well

 

[midwestfisherman]

LOL

 

[Kelvrick]

Hahhaa.

Little something something on the side with palmala huh?

 

[Baked]

Man, looks like you married a winner. LOL

 

[MaxDepth]

And tonight he spends his evening with Rosie. And for the next month too!

 

[GuitarDaddy]

ROFL!

Doc gives man two sample cups and says 12+sample+12+sample

Man comes back in 2hrs with two full samples wearing a wrist brace "OK, whats next"

 

[ValValline]

LOL!

Went through the process myself a couple years back and had my own embarassing situation...

Wife helped me procure the sample then packaged it up to drop off on the way to work. I didn't look at the bag she put it in before handing it to the nurse at the desk. In big bold letters on the side it read "From the Rusty Harpoon". Both the nurse and I looked at each other, and before I could make my exit she had already started to laugh.

 

[Midlander]

Originally posted by: ValValline
LOL!

Went through the process myself a couple years back and had my own embarassing situation...

Wife helped me procure the sample then packaged it up to drop off on the way to work. I didn't look at the bag she put it in before handing it to the nurse at the desk. In big bold letters on the side it read "From the Rusty Harpoon". Both the nurse and I looked at each other, and before I could make my exit she had already started to laugh.

I assume you slinked out the door. :laugh:

 

[waggy]

yeah tell me about it. i had to turn in a sample today. last one came up with 5 swimmers!

i was neffing on the computer and my wife hands my the cup. she said i have to go do my "duty" (makeing a hand gesture) because we gotta turn it in. ugh.

 

[chuckywang]

They're not counting by her what?

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: waggy
yeah tell me about it. i had to turn in a sample today. last one came up with 5 swimmers!

i was neffing on the computer and my wife hands my the cup. she said i have to go do my "duty" (makeing a hand gesture) because we gotta turn it in. ugh.

Should have told her to get under the desk.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: waggy
yeah tell me about it. i had to turn in a sample today. last one came up with 5 swimmers!

i was neffing on the computer and my wife hands my the cup. she said i have to go do my "duty" (makeing a hand gesture) because we gotta turn it in. ugh.

Should have told her to get under the desk.

can't. they do not want Virgina fluid, saliva, or other..

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: waggy
yeah tell me about it. i had to turn in a sample today. last one came up with 5 swimmers!

i was neffing on the computer and my wife hands my the cup. she said i have to go do my "duty" (makeing a hand gesture) because we gotta turn it in. ugh.

Should have told her to get under the desk.

can't. they do not want Virgina fluid, saliva, or other..

Is she a paraplegic?

 

[UpgradeFailure]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: waggy
yeah tell me about it. i had to turn in a sample today. last one came up with 5 swimmers!

i was neffing on the computer and my wife hands my the cup. she said i have to go do my "duty" (makeing a hand gesture) because we gotta turn it in. ugh.

Should have told her to get under the desk.

can't. they do not want Virgina fluid, saliva, or other..

Vagina's for hands?! :Q

 

[Steve]

Fill up two dozen Fleshlights.

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: sm8000
Fill up two dozen Fleshlights.

Stick the insert in a bag and give it to them. :laugh:

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: waggy
yeah tell me about it. i had to turn in a sample today. last one came up with 5 swimmers!

i was neffing on the computer and my wife hands my the cup. she said i have to go do my "duty" (makeing a hand gesture) because we gotta turn it in. ugh.

Should have told her to get under the desk.

can't. they do not want Virgina fluid, saliva, or other..

No Virginia fluid? What about Kentucky jelly?

 

[imported_Mike]

Originally posted by: UpgradeFailure

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: waggy
yeah tell me about it. i had to turn in a sample today. last one came up with 5 swimmers!

i was neffing on the computer and my wife hands my the cup. she said i have to go do my "duty" (makeing a hand gesture) because we gotta turn it in. ugh.

Should have told her to get under the desk.

can't. they do not want Virgina fluid, saliva, or other..

Vagina's for hands?! :Q

lmao

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: waggy
yeah tell me about it. i had to turn in a sample today. last one came up with 5 swimmers!

i was neffing on the computer and my wife hands my the cup. she said i have to go do my "duty" (makeing a hand gesture) because we gotta turn it in. ugh.

Should have told her to get under the desk.

can't. they do not want Virgina fluid, saliva, or other..

No Virginia fluid? What about Kentucky jelly?

I didn't even notice that.

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: waggy
yeah tell me about it. i had to turn in a sample today. last one came up with 5 swimmers!

i was neffing on the computer and my wife hands my the cup. she said i have to go do my "duty" (makeing a hand gesture) because we gotta turn it in. ugh.

Should have told her to get under the desk.

can't. they do not want Virgina fluid, saliva, or other..

No Virginia fluid? What about Kentucky jelly?

lollll