Cats have it so easy

[Lyfer]

My two kittens eat at 8am everymorning and then jump on my bed and sleep like they worked a 12 hour shift. They don't get up till around 7pm to bug me for dinner.

They do double as great pillows tho.

 

[lxskllr]

House kitties have a pretty good life. Outside kitties have it a good bit worse. I'd like to have my kitty's lives.

 

[Murloc]

I'd get bored though.

 

[shortylickens]

I'd get bored though.

You already look bored.

 

[MontyAC]

 

[Mixolydian]

Yep cats have it pretty good. Mine has it even better because she's an outdoor kitty - she has a big backyard that she can explore.

 

[QueBert]

they don't do shit, but they have to eat Cat Food. I'd rather work a stressful 60 hour a week job and ea burgers and burritos than to sleep all day but have to eat Cat Food.

 

[luv2liv]

how on earth can you let them on your bed when they dont wipe their butt???

 

[postmortemIA]

how on earth can you let them on your bed when they dont wipe their butt???

they wipe it with their tongue, more times a day than they take a dump.

 

[Jeff7]

how on earth can you let them on your bed when they dont wipe their butt???

Why do you think they go on the bed in the first place?

We get toilet paper.
They could be enjoying 1500 thread count Egyptian cotton butt wipers.

 

[SlickSnake]

how on earth can you let them on your bed when they dont wipe their butt???

We can't be certain the Op wipes his butt either.

Op owned by cats.

Nothing to see here, move along.

 

[HeXen]

Cat's can have it bad, some owners will toss em outside if they get tract infection or generally piss off the owner too much with hairballs and the like.

 

[sixone]

My cat seems to be senile. She starts howling for food at 6am, about 90 minutes before I usually get up.

But then, she's 119 years old, in cat years. She doesn't hear me raise the garage door anymore, so she doesn't greet me at the door like she used to. One of these days, when I go looking for her, she won't be breathing.

 

[dennilfloss]

My cat seems to be senile. She starts howling for food at 6am, about 90 minutes before I usually get up.

But then, she's 119 years old, in cat years. She doesn't hear me raise the garage door anymore, so she doesn't greet me at the door like she used to. One of these days, when I go looking for her, she won't be breathing.

 

[dennilfloss]

Bonsai mittens!:biggrin: