cats are jerks

[imported_Lucifer]

why do they break our laptops and eat our pies? 😕

 

[LeiZaK]

a pig ate my poetry once

 

[imported_Kensai]

:laugh:

 

[labgeek]

Cats = Evil -- but you of all should've known that

 

[cirrhosis]

because they are angry they lack the ability to taste sweets.

 

[So]

eat our pies? Did I miss that one? 😕

 

[Nocturnal]

Because you touch yourself at night.

 

[ssvegeta1010]

Originally posted by: Nocturnal
Because you touch yourself at night.

9/10

 

[Borealis316]

My cat is a dick too, she's currently swatting at my 2 year olds head and hissing at her.

 

[BillyBobJoel71]

my cat knocked over my lcd and almost cracked it.

 

[Pepsei]

cats secretly wants to kill us.

even during the feeding time, my baby mau will try to suprise me and run in front of me hoping that I'd trip and impale myself on the insulin filled syringe meant for him.

 

[Taggart]

they suck the breath out of you while you sleep

 

[cjgallen]

I love cats because they ARE evil and jerks.

 

[Bootprint]

Originally posted by: So
eat our pies? Did I miss that one? 😕

Probably some beastality website the OP was looking at.

 

[eigen]

Just molest you cat, that will learn'em

 

[Rogue]

Originally posted by: eigen
Just molest you cat, that will learn'em

"I told you to stay away from your uncle Johnny! Now walk it off."

 

[CrackaLackaZe]

cats r stupid

 

[imported_Lucifer]

Originally posted by: Bootprint

Originally posted by: So
eat our pies? Did I miss that one? 😕

Probably some beastality website the OP was looking at.

YOU IDIOT YOU MISSED MY OTHER THREAD. MY CAT ATE MY PIE, ALTHOUGH HE DENIED IT!1!!1

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Lucifer

Originally posted by: Bootprint

Originally posted by: So
eat our pies? Did I miss that one? 😕

Probably some beastality website the OP was looking at.

YOU IDIOT YOU MISSED MY OTHER THREAD. MY CAT ATE MY PIE, ALTHOUGH HE DENIED IT!1!!1

Wow lucifer, you are one angry man. I guess getting your ass kicked by Jesus & Co will do that to a man though...

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Borealis316
My cat is a dick too, she's currently swatting at my 2 year olds head and hissing at her.

Mine scratches and bites my 3 Y/O but it's usually because he torments her until he gets scratched or bit. I have no sympathy for him when he does that though. I tell him not to tease the cat, to be nice to her, but for some reason he thinks it's fun to tease her...until he gets hurt of course. :roll:

 

[imported_Lucifer]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: Lucifer

Originally posted by: Bootprint

Originally posted by: So
eat our pies? Did I miss that one? 😕

Probably some beastality website the OP was looking at.

YOU IDIOT YOU MISSED MY OTHER THREAD. MY CAT ATE MY PIE, ALTHOUGH HE DENIED IT!1!!1

Wow lucifer, you are one angry man. I guess getting your ass kicked by Jesus & Co will do that to a man though...

Jesus never kicked my ass. He is pissed because I stole his pies.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Lucifer

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: Lucifer

Originally posted by: Bootprint

Originally posted by: So
eat our pies? Did I miss that one? 😕

Probably some beastality website the OP was looking at.

YOU IDIOT YOU MISSED MY OTHER THREAD. MY CAT ATE MY PIE, ALTHOUGH HE DENIED IT!1!!1

Wow lucifer, you are one angry man. I guess getting your ass kicked by Jesus & Co will do that to a man though...

Jesus never kicked my ass. He is pissed because I stole his pies.

A likely story.

 

[imported_Lucifer]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: Lucifer

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: Lucifer

Originally posted by: Bootprint

Originally posted by: So
eat our pies? Did I miss that one? 😕

Probably some beastality website the OP was looking at.

YOU IDIOT YOU MISSED MY OTHER THREAD. MY CAT ATE MY PIE, ALTHOUGH HE DENIED IT!1!!1

Wow lucifer, you are one angry man. I guess getting your ass kicked by Jesus & Co will do that to a man though...

Jesus never kicked my ass. He is pissed because I stole his pies.

A likely story.

yes. AND NOW I AM MAD BECAUSE MY CAT ATE MY PIE.

anyways, my cat is dumb. We have one of those enclosed litterboxes, and he still manages to sh!t on the ground. I don't know what he does. It's as if he walks around while taking a crap at the same time. What an jerk!1!

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Lucifer

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: Lucifer

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: Lucifer

Originally posted by: Bootprint

Originally posted by: So
eat our pies? Did I miss that one? 😕

Probably some beastality website the OP was looking at.

YOU IDIOT YOU MISSED MY OTHER THREAD. MY CAT ATE MY PIE, ALTHOUGH HE DENIED IT!1!!1

Wow lucifer, you are one angry man. I guess getting your ass kicked by Jesus & Co will do that to a man though...

Jesus never kicked my ass. He is pissed because I stole his pies.

A likely story.

yes. AND NOW I AM MAD BECAUSE MY CAT ATE MY PIE.

anyways, my cat is dumb. We have one of those enclosed litterboxes, and he still manages to sh!t on the ground. I don't know what he does. It's as if he walks around while taking a crap at the same time. What an jerk!1!

That's one retarded cat.

 

[imported_Lucifer]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: Lucifer

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: Lucifer

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: Lucifer

Originally posted by: Bootprint

Originally posted by: So
eat our pies? Did I miss that one? 😕

Probably some beastality website the OP was looking at.

YOU IDIOT YOU MISSED MY OTHER THREAD. MY CAT ATE MY PIE, ALTHOUGH HE DENIED IT!1!!1

Wow lucifer, you are one angry man. I guess getting your ass kicked by Jesus & Co will do that to a man though...

Jesus never kicked my ass. He is pissed because I stole his pies.

A likely story.

yes. AND NOW I AM MAD BECAUSE MY CAT ATE MY PIE.

anyways, my cat is dumb. We have one of those enclosed litterboxes, and he still manages to sh!t on the ground. I don't know what he does. It's as if he walks around while taking a crap at the same time. What an jerk!1!

That's one retarded cat.

Tell me about it. What angers me even more is that my family loves this cat. They see sh!t on the ground, they happily clean up after his stupidity. It's as if they don't care he is ruining the floor! I can't stand him. If I bitch about the cat doing something stupid, (the bastard scratched the hell out of the hood on my car) they will stand up for him. They will say "I bet it was some other cat. There are a lot of cats outside." One reason why I won't let the cat outside. He scratches up MY car, but no one elses.