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Catholic priest finds a new job as a TSA supervisor

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shabby

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http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2012/05/24/i-team-priest-removed-from-ministry-due-to-sex-abuse-allegations-works-at-phl/

The CBS 3 I-Team has learned that a Catholic priest who was removed from the ministry over sex abuse allegations now holds a sensitive security post at Philadelphia International Airport.

The security checkpoint between Terminals D and E is a busy place where thousands of people – including lots of kids – pass through every day. But you might not believe who the I-Team observed working as a TSA supervisor at that checkpoint this week: Thomas Harkins.
Wow you just can't make this shit up <wipes away tear> kudos to the tsa for providing us with some laughs.

I take it the job interview went something like this?
TSA employer: So you were a priest in your last profession?
Priest: Correct
TSA employer: And why did you leave?
Priest: *mumble mumble* sex abuse allegations *mumble mumble*
TSA employer: Oooh so you're familiar with touching people's private parts?
Priest: Of course!
TSA employer: You'd be perfect as a screener, you're hired!
 

Doppel

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Unfortunately not much they can do probably if he has no criminal charges.
 

Exterous

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The TSA is having all kinds of PR problems over molesting children so it only makes sense that they hire someone who knows a little bit about keeping those things secret. And now the priest gets to legally molest people so its a win-win situation!
 
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