Catch something overnight?

[manlymatt83]

I made out with this girl last night around 2 am. This morning when I woke up at 9 AM my lips and face were really dry.

Surely this is a coincidence?

 

[6StringSamurai]

You have herpes, and the clap.

 

[Amused]

Dry? WTF?

You caught dehydration?

 

[KLin]

<Freddy>

WANNA SUCK FACE?!?!?!

</Freddy>

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: mjuszczak
I made out with this girl last night around 2 am. This morning when I woke up at 9 AM my lips and face were really dry.

Surely this is a coincidence?

were you drinking?

 

[Heisenberg]

Originally posted by: Amused
Dry? WTF?

You caught dehydration?

That dehydration's a tricky disease to wipe out. You think you've got it under control, then one sunny day and bam! - it's back.

 

[Kalvin00]

Originally posted by: 6StringSamurai
You have herpes, and the clap.

And Super AIDS!

 

[mugs]

Man, first the hot tub and now this... maybe you should avoid this girl if you think she's riddled with diseases.

 

[DnetMHZ]

You're going to die, can I have all your stuff?

 

[gsellis]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg

Originally posted by: Amused
Dry? WTF?

You caught dehydration?

That dehydration's a tricky disease to wipe out. You think you've got it under control, then one sunny day and bam! - it's back.

You have to get prescription dihydrogen monoxide to treat it, right? I am pretty sure they don't have the correct prescription strengths available in GA. Man, I sure hope it isn't that! A few more days of it and he could DIE!

 

[GuitarDaddy]

Your penis generates way too many threads here on ATOT, maybe you should just cut it off

 

[FallenHero]

Originally posted by: Kalvin00

Originally posted by: 6StringSamurai
You have herpes, and the clap.

And Super AIDS!

oh man one spoonful of that and your done for in months!

 

[SlitheryDee]

It's COOTIES UGH.

 

[manlymatt83]

lol

 

[LookingGlass]

Originally posted by: Amused
Dry? WTF?

You caught dehydration?

Is it fatal? :shocked:

 

[everman]

monkeypox, you're doomed

 

[Atomicus]

A classic symptom of Desertification. Keep your lips off of girls that come from drought-stricken third-world countries

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: gsellis

Originally posted by: Heisenberg

Originally posted by: Amused
Dry? WTF?

You caught dehydration?

That dehydration's a tricky disease to wipe out. You think you've got it under control, then one sunny day and bam! - it's back.

You have to get prescription dihydrogen monoxide to treat it, right? I am pretty sure they don't have the correct prescription strengths available in GA. Man, I sure hope it isn't that! A few more days of it and he could DIE!

It's a real shame Extra Strength DHMO isn't available OTC. Damn greedy BigPharma!

 

[gsellis]

Originally posted by: LookingGlass

Originally posted by: Amused
Dry? WTF?

You caught dehydration?

Is it fatal? :shocked:

It can be if untreated.