Cat Washing Machine!

[RaiderJ]

Oh wow, that is the best thing I've seen all day!

 

[ballmode]

Wish it shot out boiling water

 

[SonnyDaze]

I wonder how long it will be until some yuppie's cat has a heart attack in there and dies and they sue the pet store and maker of the cat wash? :Q

 

[KillerCharlie]

That's the only we'd ever be able to wash our cat (locking him in a big washing machine). He's so big and strong and deathly afraid of water; it's literally impossible to try to contain him.

 

[atybimf]

hahahaha that's great

 

[50cent1228]

wow i don't really like cats but that was unnecessary torture

 

[iamaelephant]

Meh.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: nboy22
The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower

Is that supposed to be witty?

 

[daveymark]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: nboy22
The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower

Is that supposed to be witty?

that is of of one of those despair.com posters...I think it's aspiration

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: daveymark

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: nboy22
The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower

Is that supposed to be witty?

that is of of one of those despair.com posters...I think it's aspiration

Well, it's stupid.

 

[Sluggo]

I can assure you the cat isnt ever going back in that thing without loads of human skin under it's claws.

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Dogs are too stupid to suspect human owners of being malicious.
Dogs assume, "Duh, what's going on? Oh well, they know what they're doing."
Cat thinks, "OH GOD THEY'RE FINALLY TRYING TO KILL ME! I'M SORRY!!!! LEMME OUT!!!"
Alternately, cat may think, "They're trying to kill me. First I will kill this machine, then they're next. All of them."

Dogs are a lot smarter than cats. In the long run, you'd find a lot of clean dogs that came out of that machine, while I bet you'd find a lot of injured (self-inflicted, no less) cats coming out.

Compare the number of dead dogs you see laying in the street to dead cats. Cats are skittish, and do really stupid things.

When my friend's dog want to go for a walk, it finds its leash and brings it to its owner. When it wants food, it's summons you and walks over to the cabinet. When it wants to play, it picks up the frisbee and walks up to you. Cats just look at you and meow. Need food? Meow. In intense pain? Meow. Want to go outside? Meow.

 

[Looney]

Awww poor kitty. Anyways, they've had that machine here for years. I saw it on the local cable channel once, and the dogs loved it. They just sit there and get washed, rinse, and then blow dry (some even fell asleep).

 

[daveymark]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: daveymark

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: nboy22
The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower

Is that supposed to be witty?

that is of of one of those despair.com posters...I think it's aspiration

Well, it's stupid.

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[KK]

I bet that cat won't be so easy to stuff in there next time.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: BigToque
hahahaha

poor cat

 

[animalia]

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
OMG AHAHAHAHAH *wipes tear* :laugh:

I have tears too. ROFL. "Kitty Spa" ROFLMAO

 

[CraKaJaX]

Originally posted by: Sluggo
I can assure you the cat isnt ever going back in that thing without loads of human skin under it's claws.

LOL. And cat sh1t on the floor.

 

[Zap]

Am I the only one that thought "bidet" when I read "cat washing machine?"

 

[Sniper82]

that is a horrible machine but if I had to wash a cat I'd rather throw it in that then to take my chances in the bath/sink. At least it ain't clawing/biting me.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

:laugh:

 

[Minerva]

Poor kitty but the music makes this hilarious. I'm surprised my brother isn't the inventor.

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: Zap
Am I the only one that thought "bidet" when I read "cat washing machine?"

:laugh: