Cat outside

[CChaos]

Feed it and then name it becuase it's your cat now.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: jagec
go outside and feed it, then maybe someday when you fall into a trap the cat will come back and say "you helped me once, now I'll help you" and fly you out and give you treasure and magic.

LOL, that was great.

I'd probably swear at it for awhile and then end up feeding it.

 

[captains]

Originally posted by: dartworth
Didn't you watch The Shield?

 

[Pliablemoose]

I'd go out in my yard in my boxers, lure the cat to me, look it in the eye till it got upset & scratched me, then I'd break it's neck while I looked it in the eye.

Oh wait, that was Dutch in The Shield last night...

1 vote for feed it, adopt it & have it spayed or neutered.

Unfortunately it'd be so mad @ me after having it's sex glands removed it would simply watch me if I fell in a trap, staring @ me savoring it's sweet sweet revenge as I slowly starved to death

 

[compudog]

Chase it away. Get a dog. Make a thread.

 

[kevinthenerd]

Originally posted by: Modeps

Originally posted by: kevinthenerd
It's 2:30 a.m.

You WERE in bed until you were woken up by a whining sound coming from outside. You get up and look outside only to realize that it's a starving cat. You feel sympathetic, but at the same time you realize that your neighborhood is WAY overpopulated with cats. You feel too lazy to feed it or chase it away, but it's keeping you up.

What would YOU do?

Are you sure it's starving? It's just about time for cats to be in heat. Maybe it wants a lil kevinthenerd love?

Well, that could be the case, considering there was another cat out there, but I could easily see its ribs. I have no doubt that it was at least starving, if not more.

The night's over. I tapped on the window, and the cats went away. I slept well. The end.