Cat outside

[kevinthenerd]

It's 2:30 a.m.

You WERE in bed until you were woken up by a whining sound coming from outside. You get up and look outside only to realize that it's a starving cat. You feel sympathetic, but at the same time you realize that your neighborhood is WAY overpopulated with cats. You feel too lazy to feed it or chase it away, but it's keeping you up.

What would YOU do?

 

[xcript]

I'd feed the poor little ah heck.

 

[spunkz]

turn on your comp and take off the case so theres enough droning noise that u cant hear the cat

 

[kevinthenerd]

I have two old computers that make more noise than a muscle car at a dragway. I usually shut them off at night just so I can sleep!

 

[Actaeon]

Eh, I'd probally ignore it.

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

Go to sleep.

 

[isekii]

Punt it.

 

[jagec]

go outside and feed it, then maybe someday when you fall into a trap the cat will come back and say "you helped me once, now I'll help you" and fly you out and give you treasure and magic.

 

[spunkz]

Originally posted by: jagec
go outside and feed it, then maybe someday when you fall into a trap the cat will come back and say "you helped me once, now I'll help you" and fly you out and give you treasure and magic.

lol why does that make me think of an rpg

 

[Balt]

throw a cup of water on it. 😛

 

[kevinthenerd]

Originally posted by: spunkz

Originally posted by: jagec
go outside and feed it, then maybe someday when you fall into a trap the cat will come back and say "you helped me once, now I'll help you" and fly you out and give you treasure and magic.

lol why does that make me think of an rpg

Because the cat talks? Because it mentions "treasure and magic" perhaps? It reminds me of one too. If it's me in the game, however, (and if I get my favorite DM), I'd slaughter the cat with my Ogre axe, eat it with some blood wine, use the skin for a water skin, and get bad kharma for the rest of the game.

 

[kevinthenerd]

Originally posted by: spunkz
lol why does that make me think of an rpg

Oh, and the 8BT reference above might help too.

 

[Turkish]

i'd feed the poor thing

 

[sonambulo]

ignore it. or bury it alive. pretty much the same thing.

 

[Judgement]

Originally posted by: kevinthenerd
It's 2:30 a.m.

You WERE in bed until you were woken up by a whining sound coming from outside. You get up and look outside only to realize that it's a starving cat. You feel sympathetic, but at the same time you realize that your neighborhood is WAY overpopulated with cats. You feel too lazy to feed it or chase it away, but it's keeping you up.

What would YOU do?

Chase it away tonight. Tomorrow b!tch at your neighbors to feed your cats. Same night if it cries again feed it. Next day call humane society or a similiar organization and report the people for abuse.

 

[virtuamike]

Don't kill the kitty, Chinese want their food fresh and alive 😛

 

[Subzero]

Target practice with the blowgun ....:thumbsup:

 

[dartworth]

Didn't you watch The Shield?

 

[Azraele]

Feed it.

 

[So]

Feed it.....to your dog!

Don't flame me. I :heart: cats.

 

[Byte]

stupid cats keep pooping and fighting in our backyard. I should take out my g36 airsoft gun and tech them a lesson

 

[Ness]

Originally posted by: Judgement

Originally posted by: kevinthenerd
It's 2:30 a.m.

You WERE in bed until you were woken up by a whining sound coming from outside. You get up and look outside only to realize that it's a starving cat. You feel sympathetic, but at the same time you realize that your neighborhood is WAY overpopulated with cats. You feel too lazy to feed it or chase it away, but it's keeping you up.

What would YOU do?

Chase it away tonight. Tomorrow b!tch at your neighbors to feed your cats. Same night if it cries again feed it. Next day call humane society or a similiar organization and report the people for abuse.

Because it is such a problem, the humane society will not deal with stray cats. If you don't know who owns it, you're SOL.

Don't feed it unless you want it to keep coming back to you every time it is hungry. Chase it off and it'll go find some food elsewhere.

 

[Modeps]

Originally posted by: kevinthenerd
It's 2:30 a.m.

You WERE in bed until you were woken up by a whining sound coming from outside. You get up and look outside only to realize that it's a starving cat. You feel sympathetic, but at the same time you realize that your neighborhood is WAY overpopulated with cats. You feel too lazy to feed it or chase it away, but it's keeping you up.

What would YOU do?

Are you sure it's starving? It's just about time for cats to be in heat. Maybe it wants a lil kevinthenerd love?

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: xcript
I'd feed the poor little ah heck.

Same here

Sysadmin

 

[Zenmervolt]

I'd feed it. And if it kept coming around I'd probably end up adopting it. I tend to be a sucker for stray animals.

ZV