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Cat awarded MBA degree with 3.5 GPA

DaveSimmons

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ripped from Fark.com:

Local110 link from Fark

Investigators paid $299 for a bachelor's degree for a Colby Nolan -- actually a deputy attorney general's 6-year-old black cat -- claiming he had experience that included baby-sitting and retail management.

On Trinity Southern's Web site, where the price for a doctorate is $499, the school said it awards degrees "to individuals with the same working knowledge as a recent college graduate from a traditional university."

The school allegedly determined that Colby Nolan's resume entitled him to a master of business administration degree, which came embossed with Trinity Southern's gold seal. The transcript listed the individual courses the cat passed including economics, accounting and finance along with the corresponding grades (all A?s and B?s) and the credit hours. The document stated that the courses were completed in the Spring 2002, Fall 2002, Spring 2003, and Fall 2003 semesters. According to the transcript, the cat earned a 3.5 grade-point average.
 
Always great to see a town you grew up in to be involved in scam, makes you kinda proud. Go Corpus.

On a side note how I love having left that small hellhole.
 
Yah and let me add that some school are "for profit" like Devry where they are serious about pwning your student loans. y buddy goes there for a degree (BA) in buisness and well his loans are going to be "impressive" to say the least
 
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