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Cars Make a Statement of Their Drivers

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Lifer
Let's get a *complete* list going!

Acura Integra I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars.
Acura Legend I'm too bland for German cars.
Acura NSX I am impotent.
AMC Gremlin I could only afford three-fourths of a Hornet.
AMC Marlin My father wouldn' t buy me a Camaro.
Audi 90 I enjoy putting out engine fires
Audi 80 I thought the 4000s was too fast.
Austin-Healey 3000 I can put raw meat on the transmission hump and have a well done steak by the time I arrive anywhere.
Buick Park Avenue I am older than 34 of the 50 states.
Buick Riviera Convertible I'm not very smart, and I look like it too.
Buick Electra Hey, it's 30-year old technology. But it's GOOD 30-year old technology.
Buick Reatta I like ugly, impractical, boring cars.
Cadillac Cimarron I am stupid enough to pay extra money for an uglified Chevrolet.
Cadillac Eldorado I am a very good Mary Kay salesman.
Cadillac Seville I am a pimp.
Chevrolet Camaro I enjoy beating up people.
Chevrolet Chevette I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette.
Chevrolet Corvette I'm in a mid-life crisis.
Chevrolet El Camino I am leading a militia to overthrow the government.
Chrysler 5th Ave Did the pushpins come free with the headliner?
Chrysler Cordoba I dig the rich Corinthian leather.
Datsun 280Z I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well.
Dodge Charger Reliable is boring. My car is exciting.
Dodge Dart I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower.
Dodge Daytona I delivered pizza for four years to get this car.
Ford Fairmont (See Dodge Dart)
Ford Mustang I slow down to 85 in school zones.
Ford Crown Victoria I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them.
Geo Storm I will start the 11th grade in the Fall.
Geo Tracker I will start the 12th grade in the Fall.
Honda del Sol I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all.
Honda Civic I have just graduated and have no credit.
Honda Accord I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
Infiniti Q45 I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
Isuzu Impulse I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports.
Jaguar XJ6 I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.
Jeep Wrangler I am fiercely independent, just like all my friends with Jeeps.
Kia Sephia I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu.
Lotus Esprit Ever pay $2000 for a tune up? I do.
Lincoln Town Car I live for bingo and covered dish suppers.
Mercedes 500SL I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.
Mazda Miata I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler.
MGB I am dating a mechanic.
Mitsubishi Diamante I don't know what it means either.
Mitsubishi Eclipse GST Why accelerate? Because you can!
Nissan 300ZX I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
Oldsmobile Cutlass I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts.
Peugeot 505 Diesel I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List.
Plymouth Fury I like driving an air-conditioned sofa that can carry your car in my trunk as a spare.
Plymouth Neon I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena.
Pontiac Trans AM I have a switchblade in my sock.
Porsche 944 I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me.
Renault 2CV I think your car is ugly too.
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow I think Pat Buchanan is a tad too liberal.
Subaru Legacy I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu.
Triumph TR6 I am an amateur mechanic who enjoys a challenge.
Toyota Camry I am still in the closet.
Volkswagon Beetle I still watch Partridge Family reruns.
Volkswagon Cabriolet I am out of the closet.
VW Rabbit GTi My mom won't let me buy a Porsche 'til I finish Algebra.
VW Jetta I stopped smoking pot when I got a real job after college. I swear.
Volkswagon Microbus I am tripping right now.
Volvo 740 Wagon I am frightened of my wife.
Volvo 240 Other drivers are unsafe. Let me go ahead and pull out in front of this guy to slow him down.
 
Dodge Daytona I delivered pizza for four years to get this car.
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I worked as a delivery driver several years ago, and one of the other guys drove a Daytona :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: halik
Audi A4 - I wanted a Passat, but have too much money

<- drives an A4
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isn't it the jetta?

the passat is comparable to the A6 and the phaeton is comparable to the A8
 
porsche boxster - viagra complimentary in the glove compartment
ford ranger - im not a *** but my girlfriend is
ford excursion - i live in the suburbs with 2 children
 
Originally posted by: Amol
Originally posted by: halik
Audi A4 - I wanted a Passat, but have too much money

<- drives an A4
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isn't it the jetta?

the passat is comparable to the A6 and the phaeton is comparable to the A8
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pretty much, though I think the phaeton is like $80k msrp...I dunno why someone would get it over the A8L
 
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