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[flavio]

Back in those days it was much harder to kill a kitten.

 

[Spooner]

"As a precursor to Baywatch, Hasselhoff admitted to not particularly enjoy filming the scenes in 'Gaywatch: the Themed Costume Years' "

 

[Azraele]

Caveman1: "Ugh, you poke it."
Caveman2: "Me no poke it, you poke it. You saw it first!"
Caveman3: "Well somebody poke it or run cause that thing looks mad!"

Things are not going well here. I am badly in need of some cheering up

Awww Womby.
*hugs*

 

[erikistired]

"we're not gay, we're just men, who like loincloths....and....spears..."

 

[Frenchie]

A number of the cavemen were scared by the images appearing on Harvey's computer monitor...

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Frenchie
A number of the cavemen were scared by the images appearing on Harvey's computer monitor...

ROTFLMAO !!! Harvey is rather old eh ?

 

[Harvey]

"Very early AT mods battle the dreaded nefasaurus."

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Harvey
"Very early AT mods battle the dreaded nefasaurus."

LOL, please, don't club me too hard, ouch !!!!

 

[WombatWoman]

Originally posted by: Harvey
"Very early AT mods battle the dreaded nefasaurus."

You sure they're not hunting the "Lock Nef Monster"?

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: WombatWoman

Originally posted by: Harvey
"Very early AT mods battle the dreaded nefasaurus."

You sure they're not hunting the "Lock Nef Monster"?

lol, you are too funny !!!

 

[KaBudokan]

The last remaining Al Qaeda troops bravely defend their solitary military base deep in Afghanistan.

 

[DaiShan]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
caveman 1: I'm not going to poke it you poke it
caveman 2: I'm not going to poke it you poke it
caveman 1: Let's get Mikeysaurus he'll poke anything!


Oh crap! Now you made it mad, I told you not to mess with that Rosie'o'donellsaurus!


B.C. Best Buy employees fending off AT hot dealers during the stone wheel coupon fiasco.

This was my favorite.

 

[WombatWoman]

Woohoo! Many good funnies here. Thanx, gang. I needed that.

The Laughing Wombat Award goes to kranky's "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Robin, Barry and Maurice - the Bee Cees!"

The Runner-Up is Beau6183's "The great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grand fathers of the Three Stooges: Hairy, Burly, and Mole."

And a special tip o' the Wombat Hat to Beau for mirroring my site. Gotta thank him also for NOT posting the above witticism in binary.

 

[Beau]

010101000110100001100001011011100111100000000000..... I mean... thanx WW

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
caveman 1: I'm not going to poke it you poke it
caveman 2: I'm not going to poke it you poke it
caveman 1: Let's get Mikeysaurus he'll poke anything!


Oh crap! Now you made it mad, I told you not to mess with that Rosie'o'donellsaurus!

Best one yet

 

[Bluefront]

Jim Brady's three remaining supporters demonstrate new defensive techniques.

 

[Bignate603]

Oh no! It's Barbara Streisand! What a terrible creature, but she says she can help me become a paralegal from home!

 

[kranky]

Originally posted by: WombatWoman

... except kranky, who gets a solid gold imaginary Wombat Commemorative Coin, with Certificate of Wombaticity.

Splendid! I can't wait to imagine what it looks like!

 

[Beau]

Harvey, Russ, and Red on their coming of age journey.

 

[WombatWoman]

Originally posted by: Beau6183
Harvey, Russ, and Red on their coming of age journey.

Hey, watch it with the age jokes. I am older than Russ and Red, you know.

 

[Beau]

Sorry

 

[GoodRevrnd]

"Attack of the nef!"


Edit: doh, already beaten to the nef jokes

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: WombatWoman

Originally posted by: Beau6183
Harvey, Russ, and Red on their coming of age journey.

Hey, watch it with the age jokes. I am older than Russ and Red, you know.

Hahaha, it's a comforting thought to know that even though it's not by much I'll always be younger
than those two !

 

[Beau]

"Early versions of the River Dance"

 

[WombatWoman]

I guess I'm not quite done with this one yet. Overnight, these captions occurred to me:

• Extinction awaited these hominids, whose mothers failed to tell them "Never run with a pointed stick in your hand."
  
• "Dumb and Dumber 2: Dowsing for Fire."
  
• "Hello, sailor. Can you direct us to the nearest HomoSapiens bar?"
  
• The homeless Australopithecines were without a pot to Australopith in.
  
• They were ill at ease on the open plains, and longed for the security of the jungle, for they were forest gumps.
  
• Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall spear no weasel.
  
• "Can we have some of your fire, pwetty pwease? We'll give you a widdle bit of our tartar contwol toothpaste in weturn." (Scene from "Cwest for Fire.")
  
• They wandered around aimlessly. After all, they were Meanderthals.
  
• "The Kids in the Hall" in "Quest for Foyer."
  
• Come over here, honey. They don't call us "homo erectus" for nothing.
  
• "Some paleontologist you are! You don't know Jurassic from a hole in the ground!"
  
• Chorus boys on their way to an audition for "When Dinah Shores Ruled the Earth."
  
• Before they evolved, these guys were known as "The Chimpendales."
  
• The producer pondered the title of his new movie. "Hunks in Trunks?" "Schlongs in Thongs?" Finally he settled on "Hang 'Em High."
  
• The Neanderthals felt inferior and dull when they met the shiny, bright Chrome Magnons.