For some reason, this photo inspired me to a frenzy of caption-writing.
Things are not going well here. I am badly in need of some cheering up.
If y'all could pitch some captions at me, I would probably feel a lot better.
- Having invented dirt, the Morg brothers expected to become filthy rich. They were half right.
- Prehistoric carwash attendants didn't know much, but they sure knew where to hang their shammies.
- Hecklers objected to Mel Brooks' "2-Year-Old Man" routine.
- Collect the whole set! Cave-man action figures, from "Toysaurus."
- Primitive electrolysis was painful because of the jumbo needles. But it was very effective at expunging body hair.
- Their mothers had warned them: always wear clean underpants, because some day you may wake up in a diorama at the Museum of Natural History.
- After discovering cigars, the Cro-Magnons went in quest of something to light them with.
- Apparently "B.C." meant "Before Calvins."
- The original concept of "Hair Club for Men" - Find a club and beat someone over the head with it.
- Eohippies on their way to a "rock" concert.
- The Beatles perform "Pleistocene Pam" and "She Came in Through the Bat Room Window."
- The hardest part about making hors d'oeuvres for a mammoth: chasing down a 600-pound olive.
Things are not going well here. I am badly in need of some cheering up.
If y'all could pitch some captions at me, I would probably feel a lot better.
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