"This is my moment. If I place my arm and leg just so, it looks like I'm posing for the paparazzi at a major movie opening".
"Shit".
"I ate nothing but cauliflower and asparagus for 3 months for this, but Nick isn't even looking and Charles is pointing at the camera like a damn uncultured buffoon". "I'm too good for this".
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