Captain Save A Ho busted by the fuzz

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Pepsei

Pepsei

Lifer
Dec 14, 2001
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wow, 400 hookers...how much money is he making that they consider him a flight risk?
 
joesmoke

joesmoke

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Nov 2, 2007
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...it has been reported that bail was recently posted by the Captain's cousin Rescue Ronnie.
 
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AlienCraft

Lifer
Nov 23, 2002
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Bernie MadeOff charged more & screwed more people than this guy ever did, and he's free on bail, in his own home, and this guy is denied bail.
Nice!
The lesson here is do a really big crime instead of a minor one. You'll be treated better.
 
Atomic Playboy

Atomic Playboy

Lifer
Feb 6, 2007
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Originally posted by: AlienCraft
Bernie MadeOff charged more & screwed more people than this guy ever did, and he's free on bail, in his own home, and this guy is denied bail.
Nice!
The lesson here is do a really big crime instead of a minor one. You'll be treated better.
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Pol Pot killed 1.7 million people. We can't even deal with that! You know, we think if somebody kills someone, that's murder, you go to prison. You kill 10 people, you go to Texas, they hit you with a brick, that's what they do. 20 people, you go to a hospital, they look through a small window at you forever. And over that, we can't deal with it, you know? Someone's killed 100,000 people. We're almost going, "... Well done! You killed 100,000 people? You must get up very early in the morning. I can't even get down the gym! Your diary must look odd: "Get up in the morning, death, death, death, death, death, death, death - lunch - death, death, death - afternoon tea - death, death, death - quick shower?"

Pol Pot killed one point seven million Cambodians, died under house arrest, well done there. Stalin killed many millions, died in his bed, aged seventy-two, well done indeed. And the reason we let them get away with it is they killed their own people. And we're sort of fine with that. Hitler killed people next door. Oh, stupid man. After a couple of years we won't stand for that, will we?

-Eddie Izzard
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Tea Bag

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Sep 11, 2004
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While this ring was busted, the FBI continues to investigate the "Captain-Pity-a-Ho" trafficking service allegedly run by Mr-T.
 
Kadarin

Kadarin

Lifer
Nov 23, 2001
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Originally posted by: AlienCraft
Bernie MadeOff charged more & screwed more people than this guy ever did, and he's free on bail, in his own home, and this guy is denied bail.
Nice!
The lesson here is do a really big crime instead of a minor one. You'll be treated better.
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Actually, it's because people always pretend to be morally outraged when the crime is related to sex.
 
BoomerD

BoomerD

No Lifer
Feb 26, 2006
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Originally posted by: Kadarin
Originally posted by: AlienCraft
Bernie MadeOff charged more & screwed more people than this guy ever did, and he's free on bail, in his own home, and this guy is denied bail.
Nice!
The lesson here is do a really big crime instead of a minor one. You'll be treated better.
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Actually, it's because people always pretend to be morally outraged when the crime is related to sex.
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While that's true, if you steal $100, you go to jail...but if you steal $100 Million, you get elected to congress.
 
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