Captain Morgan for President 2004.

[sillymofo]

I say we all vote for Captain Morgan for President in 2004, and here's why:


The dude doesn't give empty promises, you know exactly what to expect if you join his party.

The dude is not bent on world domination, he's in it for a profit, but at least you'll benefit from his campaign.

People everywhere likes the Captain.

The dude is obviously a war hero, I don't remember exactly what war he was in, but that's the effect he has on people.

If he doesn't talk, there's a parot that talks for him, not the other way around.

I'm sure there are many that disagree with my proposition, but you can't find a link anywhere that disprove the Captain and his works. Neither will you find any "dirt" on the Captain's personal life, there are factions that hate him, but that's the minority.

 

[mflacy]

I have a 10:30 a.m. meeting with the Captain tomorrow morning on the SC fairgounds which I expect to last until 5:00 p.m. Other notable members in attendance will be Lee Corso, Kirk Herbstreit, Chris Fowler, and Lou Holtz.

 

[nakedfrog]

Who's his running mate? Jack Daniels?

 

[Hankerton]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Who's his running mate? Jack Daniels?

Jim Beam will be Secretary of State

 

[MacBaine]

The captain was hea'

 

[HardcoreRobot]

Jose Cuervo for us supreme court

 

[T2T III]

Well, Absolut is going to be Secretary of Health. 🙂

 

[MaxDepth]

Where was the Captain when I was hugging the porcelein god after 6 rum punches?
Hmmm? Tell me, man. I wanna know.
😛




(Actually I've been very fortunate about not being sick or had a hangover. I've dated a few girls who did. They love you when you hold their hair out of the toilet when the are hugging the god too.)

 

[lakefire]

Originally posted by: mflacy
I have a 10:30 a.m. meeting with the Captain tomorrow morning on the SC fairgounds which I expect to last until 5:00 p.m. Other notable members in attendance will be Lee Corso, Kirk Herbstreit, Chris Fowler, and Lou Holtz.

I'll be there in all black!

 

[mflacy]

Originally posted by: lakefire

Originally posted by: mflacy
I have a 10:30 a.m. meeting with the Captain tomorrow morning on the SC fairgounds which I expect to last until 5:00 p.m. Other notable members in attendance will be Lee Corso, Kirk Herbstreit, Chris Fowler, and Lou Holtz.

I'll be there in all black!

Back in Black
I hit the sack
I been too long
I'm glad to be back
Yes, I'm dead loose
from the noose that's kept me hanging around.
I'm just, uh, livin' on the side 'cause it's gettin' me high,
forget the hearse cause I never die.
I got nine lives, cat's eyes,
each and evry one of them is wondrin why,
cause I'm back!
Yes, I'm back!
Mama, I'm Back!
Yes, I'm back!
Well, I'm back, back.
Well, I'm back in black, yes I'm back in black! Ow!

Back in the thing,
I drive a Cadillac,
mama, one with a bullit,
I'm a power pack.
Yes, I'm in a band,
with a gang,
they've got to catch me if they want me to hang,
cause I'm back on the track and I'm beatin the fox,
nobody's gonna get me on another rap.
So look at me now, I'm just, uh, makin' my bread,
don't try to push your luck, just get out of my way
cause I'm back!
Yes, I'm back!
Well, I'm back!
Yes, I'm back!
Well, I'm back, back.
Well, I'm back in black, yes, I'm back in black.

 

[lakefire]

You wouldn't happen to know where to get two tickets would you? right now the plan is just to scalp them.

 

[CrackRabbit]

We can Change the national bird to Wild Turkey!

 

[DurocShark]

I'd vote for the Cap'n!

Sam Adams needs a position though... I'm thinking Homeland Security!

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: DurocShark
I'd vote for the Cap'n!

Sam Adams needs a position though... I'm thinking Homeland Security!

Sam Adams should not get a cabinet post. I'd rather appoint him to Iceland as an ambassador.

 

[azazyel]

Elijah Craig is the only one I would vote for.

 

[gigapet]

Lets not forget about Old Grand Dad as his domestic defense advisor

 

[mflacy]

Originally posted by: lakefire
You wouldn't happen to know where to get two tickets would you? right now the plan is just to scalp them.

Nope. Scalping is probably your best option. Get there early and be prepared to pay out the wazoo for them.

 

[gigapet]

Johnny walker for drug czar

 

[Hankerton]

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: DurocShark
I'd vote for the Cap'n!

Sam Adams needs a position though... I'm thinking Homeland Security!

Sam Adams should not get a cabinet post. I'd rather appoint him to Iceland as an ambassador.

boooooo on you!!! :|

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: Hankerton

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: DurocShark
I'd vote for the Cap'n!

Sam Adams needs a position though... I'm thinking Homeland Security!

Sam Adams should not get a cabinet post. I'd rather appoint him to Iceland as an ambassador.

boooooo on you!!! :|

Hey, I can't help it that he makes crap beer.😛