I say we all vote for Captain Morgan for President in 2004, and here's why:
The dude doesn't give empty promises, you know exactly what to expect if you join his party.
The dude is not bent on world domination, he's in it for a profit, but at least you'll benefit from his campaign.
People everywhere likes the Captain.
The dude is obviously a war hero, I don't remember exactly what war he was in, but that's the effect he has on people.
If he doesn't talk, there's a parot that talks for him, not the other way around.
I'm sure there are many that disagree with my proposition, but you can't find a link anywhere that disprove the Captain and his works. Neither will you find any "dirt" on the Captain's personal life, there are factions that hate him, but that's the minority.
The dude doesn't give empty promises, you know exactly what to expect if you join his party.
The dude is not bent on world domination, he's in it for a profit, but at least you'll benefit from his campaign.
People everywhere likes the Captain.
The dude is obviously a war hero, I don't remember exactly what war he was in, but that's the effect he has on people.
If he doesn't talk, there's a parot that talks for him, not the other way around.
I'm sure there are many that disagree with my proposition, but you can't find a link anywhere that disprove the Captain and his works. Neither will you find any "dirt" on the Captain's personal life, there are factions that hate him, but that's the minority.
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