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Can't wait for the new search at the airport...

Whoozyerdaddy

Whoozyerdaddy

Lifer
First, some idiot tried to light his shoes on a plane... now we all have to take off our shoes to go though security.

Then some idiots tried to make a bomb out of gatorade bottles. Now we have to turn in our water bottles.

Now... :Q
Get ready for the next search?
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - An Iraqi national wearing wires and concealing a magnet inside his rectum triggered a security scare at Los Angeles International Airport on Tuesday but officials said he posed no apparent threat.

The man, identified by law enforcement officials as Fadhel al-Maliki, 35, set off an alarm during passenger screening at the airport early on Tuesday morning.

A police bomb squad was called to examine what was deemed a suspicious item found during a body cavity search of the man. Local media reports said a magnet was found in his rectum.

"He was secreting these items in a body cavity and that was a great concern because there were also some electric wires associated with that body cavity," Larry Fetters, security director for the Transportation Security Administration at the airport, told reporters.
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Free prostate exam with every flight!

 
Bork! Full cavity search on this guy! I'm talking Roto-Rooter! Don't stop till you reach the back of his teeth!
 
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